Laggy, bugs, poor scoring method, lack of UI feedback, hideous graphics. Still reasonably good gameplay. If someone put 5 minutes of thought into the game instead of worrying about ads (that don't work), it could be reasonably good.
Good point-and-click adventure/puzzle game. There are a few minor problems: some internal inconsistencies. One big problem, though, is that it is *WAY* too dark. I found myself scanning over the whole of the screen trying to find the pool of black inside the other pools of black. This makes at least one puzzle (the label on the cable towards the end of the game) nearly impossible. Still 4/5, though.
I've also noticed that if I'm jumping around in the air, I find that I eat my vegetables without even noticing it. However, if I'm standing still, it's almost impossible to get them in my mouth.
Most of us are right-handed, which makes tapping with the right hand more comfortable, which also means that we're obscuring the coming obstacles. How about an option to run the other way, or use a hard button for the control?
I've rated some games on here with 1s before, but I had no idea that anything this lame existed. I'm going to have to go back and rerate those other games much, much, higher now.