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Kid Launcher

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Aug. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

my PB is 55262 meters. hilarious game.

Total BullS**t

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Aug. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

is this guy trying to make a bovine centipede? 'cos this is just gross

Whack Your Boss!

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Aug. 14, 2011

Rating: 0

@monkeyball500 last one is coat hanger

The Heist

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Aug. 14, 2011

Rating: 2

@avnex no, we're probably hasty drivers. most likely they want to give us a speeding ticket.

Effing Worms

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Aug. 14, 2011

Rating: 3

very addictive, and fun upgrades

Kill Justin Beaver

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Aug. 08, 2011

Rating: 2

i mean SHE'S a transvestite.

Kill Justin Beaver

Play Kill Justin Beaver

Aug. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

@warrior02 Justin doesn't have ballz. he's a transvestite.

Kick Out Bieber

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Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 3

needs badges

Hover Bot Arena 2

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Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

kinda like Virricide

Solipskier

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Aug. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

two words. fun. addicting

Kick Out Bieber

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Aug. 02, 2011

Rating: 2

"It is said after he died, glass shards were found in his...VAGINA?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Kick Out Bieber

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Aug. 02, 2011

Rating: 3

so funny on how i've managed to kill Bieber. the best is DEATH BY WATER BOTTLE!!!!!

Kick Out Bieber

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Aug. 02, 2011

Rating: 1

@agworldthunder i tried that and when in KILL FRENZY!!!! you can only shoot Bieber.

Agony: The Portal

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Aug. 01, 2011

Rating: 4

i think it would be great if you unlocked an in-game achievement that allowed Chuck Norris to be an ally or boss. Just for the laughs.

Cat God vs Sun King

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Jul. 27, 2011

Rating: 1

and @predate yes, it does. say it 2 greg and he'll give it 2 you. screenshot your sucess, save it as a jpg, send the screenshot (with a note attached) to greg, and he'll give you the badge.

Cat God vs Sun King

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Jul. 27, 2011

Rating: 1

i just completed the game with only the basic upgrades, like a jar of camel piss and so on.

Cat God vs Sun King

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Jul. 27, 2011

Rating: 1

is the massive sandworm meant to be a reference to DUNE?

This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds

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Jul. 27, 2011

Rating: 2

@ShisouYataroshi 9,026lbs. HA I BEAT YOU!!!!

This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds

Play This Is Why You're Fat: In Sixty Seconds

Jul. 27, 2011

Rating: 2

what i don't get is why this guy's head maintains it's shape after eating 3,613 (3698-85 cos he weighed 85lb at the start)lbs of turkey. surely he would have a quintuple chin after that

Free Rider 2

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Jul. 24, 2011

Rating: -3

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