Comments for Seed of Destruction

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FalseNames

Jan. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Things I have learned playing this game. 1) The tail of a sperm cell is nearly indestructible. 2) The military is totally unprepared for an attack of a 50' long sperm. 3) Having good physics and entertaining animation can make the weirdest concept be a fun game.

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jjrocks66

May. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) id like to ask the author what inspired him to make this game

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SanderH

Sep. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Scores to unlock each chapter: chapter 2 = 500 points, chapter 3 = 6000 points, chapter 4 = 20,000 points, chapter 5 = 50,000 points, and to finish the game you need 75,000 points. Up this if you thought it was useful.

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theguywhoeatspie

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Those zeppelins sure are friendly: I don't even have to lift a finger and yet they still explode almost immediately after appearing!

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Gemini_Omega

Jun. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) A Cowboy riding a Sperm Cell? The hell is this? Nevertheless, it's utterly hilarious. 5/5 +fav.

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Dekurock

Feb. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wait, if this is the sperm then how big is the-- NEVERMIND NEVERMIND

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uberpenguin

Apr. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So this is how babies are made. My mom wouldn't ever tell me...so anyways, where do I find one of these sperm riders to take my sperm to where it needs to go? I know that I make it, but I'm not sure where or even how to make it go where I want if I found it. Maybe if I find a sperm rider, then he can tell me. I think I heard that weird man down by the playground mention something about 'riding' and 'sperm' while talking to another kid, so maybe I'll go see what he has to say...

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dylansabeastling

Dec. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Pff. My sperm can do that...O_=

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AgentNegativeOne

Nov. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I like how this is tagged educational

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richardlim2123

Aug. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Interesting facts I have learnt: 1. Projectiles are ineffective against the military until a giant sperm touches them. 2. Tanks suddenly become invisible beside another tank. 3. Planes and helicopters never collide

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noonleman

Nov. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the little cactus looks very happy to see a cowboy riding a sperm?

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jadedflames

Nov. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) And that's how I met your mother.

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meesie39

Oct. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Educational? Yeah, sure killing everything with a sperm cell is educational XD.

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Leboyo56

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) @NamelessMinion: Yes, they can use it, but the target audience for Kongregate is at teenagers and everybody older. Hence how you have to be thirteen to sign up.

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Ralekin

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) at first i thought it was a computer mouse, and i thought "Wow thats subjective... Wait a second..."

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jwaxson

May. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Where's the giant egg?

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jahamo

Sep. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i felt bad when i lost on chapter 5 to feel even worse to see the derpy cowboy cry and say i ruind everything as the big sperm blew up into a lot of lil sperm making stars T_T

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0246897531

Oct. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The question is....... how did he get the giant sperm?

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bakonboy

Oct. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Whatever dimension this came from...it is the best

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GoldenHart

Jun. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Because random civilian the best thing to do in the midst of a sperm attack is to nonchalantly stand in the street... good plan!

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rocknrapstar

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Soldier:SIR! WE'VE GOT A GIANT SPERM ENTERING OUR VILLAGE KILLING CIVILIANS, BUT NOW ITS SPINNING RANDOMLY FOR NO REASON AND NONE OF OUR WEAPONS CAN HURT ITS TAIL, WHAT DO WE DO? General:KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE! USE EVERY MILITIARY RESOURCE WE HAVE TO DISPOSE OF THIS CANNIBAL!

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Gargomon251

Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If that's how big the sperm is.....

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Laliiinnn

Aug. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the lesson: never make a giant horney

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commanderpanzer

Oct. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) stick figure cowboy+giant sperm+defcon 1=FUN

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MalayangPilipino

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Can you imagine the size of the egg cell?

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Hartsa9

Aug. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...and thats how chuck norris was born

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alexanderkiller

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) either the developer is making up for something...or he is REALLY PROUD!!!

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Dkct

Aug. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Keep flying peacefully and safe. The human nature will do the job. And you gain points for that, never ask why!

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hithundah

Apr. 30, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love how the normal people walk along while a giant sperm with a cowboy riding it runs amiss killing jets, helicopters, military men and the such.

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khaltzane

Feb. 3, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) damn this is funny. the end is kinda sad though :,( Poor sperm

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BladeEdge560

Nov. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Helicopters are evil sperm...

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jerrymouse295

Oct. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Its cute... in spermy kinda way.

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spivee

Sep. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) All I can say is, man, you are a freaking genius!

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KrilleD

Sep. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) GRINDFIEST!"

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Darthfreak66

Oct. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) of course! dont you know anything about science??? this makes perfect sense!

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ktez

Jan. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Rocket Blocked" badge... If you know what I mean ;)

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Anonymouse123e

Jun. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Well, linnotssk, sperm are also not usually 15 feet high and do not wreck helicopters on a daily basis.

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blackbelt969

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who wouldnt lick a grenade?

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Jose1860

Feb. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This would make one huge a** baby.

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Riptear

Mar. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ... mam asks what i'm laughing so much about...

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huaman

Apr. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How did the enemies get backup? You'd think the conversation would go something like this "We're being attacked by a sperm. We need backup immediately... Hello?"

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SmishSmosh

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sperm Rodeo. Lotsa disgusted faces out there.

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pilotking

Jul. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this is why giants need to wear condoms 5/5 great game

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mukamukaman5

Mar. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so if you jizz enough, all the sperm will accumulate into one massive sperm which you can then ride and dominate the world with? HULLZ YAEH

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OverweightCow

Feb. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I would NEVER have guessed...

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pyroa

Jul. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) bonus points if you can do this in real life.

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FacebookAnonymus

Apr. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) OMG that person riding the sperm is awesome and cool looking! I love the art and i think that is the best aspect of this game(other than kicking ass on sperm and killing the military)

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AZERTYhjkiop

May. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the ending is so sad

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hades223

Apr. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) csh778 no it was likely meant to be seed becasue seed is a synonym for the cell your riding in game

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DragonOnSteroids

Apr. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) mayday mayday mayday. This is Sugar Papa Echo Romeo Mike. We are under attack from a massive 50 ft sperm. It is deflecting all of our missiles back at us, repeat, It is deflecting all of our missiles back at us and arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

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