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This is a horrible excuse for a game. There are no clearly defined rules, there is no clearly defined scoring system, and what you're left with is a very laggy game with insufficient controls. I was already far bigger than the dalmatians at about 35 dogs as my score and yet they could still eat me, but it had been almost a minute with none of the smaller dogs, which resulted in my being eaten when basically a wall of fast moving dalmatians came out leaving no room to dodge. You should have made it more obvious when you "level up", you should have made the controls better, and you should have made it less luck oriented... actual upgrades like speed, better turning, etc... Maybe combined the cell concepts of putting numbers on the dogs as a sign of an actual objective... Something more than this!!
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Dog eating dogs? Cannibalism is our game moto? if it is than it sucks just like this game btw very similar to this fish growing game i know
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hummm the second class dogs can be eaten from 5000 points and more i do'nt know the biggger 1s tried at 100000 didn't xworked :P
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keyboard handling is cumbersome, but press m and direct with mouse for a quick way to the badge. Simple concept that could be taken further, especially with clearer guidelines on when you can upgrade to bigger dogs. 3/5
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I love these kinds of games. Although this could have had a bit better gameplay and maybe more types of dogs. I got bored after eating 400. Overall 3/5.
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Over 130! I didn't see the number before one of those realllllllly huge ones came and ate me...but the score was 20900 on the second try...lets see if i can get better...
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THe hit detection can be a bit off sometimes. I was about to manuever away from one of those dalmations when I suddenly died. Granted, I was dangerously close, but definitely not close enough for a hit.
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Guys, this game was badged during Buried Treasure week. That was when Greg would pick out games from the past that maybe weren't the best, but were notable. Please consider that when you rate this game! Don't just write it off as "THIS GAME GOT BADGES, THIS SUCKS. lul" okay?
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this concept has been done a billion times, and 999,999,999 out of 1,000,000,000 times it was a better game than this. 1.3/5
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This game having badges just proves that the game doesn't need a certain rating to get badges, you just need to give Greg a blow job and he'll give any game a badge.