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Mom Hears noise downstairs from room..
MOM: Go to bed Timmy.
TIMMY: Help me Mom... The toys are attcking me.
MOM: Go to sleep. You'll wake up the neighbours.
TIMMY: The toys already got the nieghbors and they are dead...
MOM: If the neighbours want to open their gifts early, it doesn't mean you have to too.
(2:00 am)
MOM: Dammit Timmy. I can't sleep with alll this ruckus.
TIMMY: *throws crocket mallet to mom* heres your crocket mallet u wanted, and now use to smash that robot.
MOM: If it helps stop the noise then sure. *Starts whacking robot* Dang this thing is hard... Next christmas I ain't gonna let you have a toy robot.
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MOMMY: "now Timmy make sure you shake you present so you can guess what it is."
TIMMY: (shakes present) "hmmm! is it a baseball bat?"
DADDY:"hahaha! silly boy. it's obviosly a raged physco doll with a knife."
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"honey, what did you want for christmas, a zombie baby, or a girl with a knife?" "how about a zombie jack in the box snake?"
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Maybe these people are just f***ed up, maybe timmy is just having a bad dream...nahhhh cant be. Maybe someones been naughty :P
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boxing gloves for daddy? i think mommy should be a little scared. and why does mommy want a metal bat? i sense an abusive relationship going on. just saying. otherwise amazing game i love it.
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When you have the money and Mommy available, upgrade the Crocket Mallet. It's the best weapon. Then spend it on the rest of the presents.
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"Should we call 911?"
"Nah... L-Lets just punch them until we get something useful.."
*Neighbors house*
"What the fu-?... God... Those Johnson's NEVER sleep.."
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Timmy had the same problem at halloween but was demented choclates that were armed with knifes and in the end they cut timmys fist off and this is the reason why he asked for his fists and im surprised the mom didn't ask for any pans of some sort
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WAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO SANTA!?!?!?!?!?!?! wat the hell did u do to santa to make him give u evil toys for christmas
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Ugh sometimes you are loaded with weapons but there arent any spawning yet but if you wait to long the weapons disapear :( and when you need weapons you get either 1 shitty weapon or nothing at all at the worst time >.>. But atleast i can i do the lvl all over without penalty so that makes up for :).
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Great game just way to luck based. Once the bloody robots start coming your fist do absolutely nothing and unless you happen to get a "metal" bat or golf club in the next two boxs your going to get over run. Either from opening boxes to try and get something to deal with the tougher guys and just getting more demons or just not getting a good enough weapon and not being able to stop um.
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This is fun, but a little too luck-based. In the later levels, you shouldn't even be getting things like waterguns and wooden bats; they royally screw you.
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it just gets too hard. no bestiary, and it's still hard to grab weapons and stuff all at the same time. also, the level should give u time at the end to pick the weapon u want and place barriers from presents.
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Timmy: " Daddy, i wanted a doggy!" Dad: " Timmy! Thats Terrably Inhumane! You cant repeatedly bash a Possesed Teddy Bear in the head with a cute little puppy dog."
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if you think about it, timmy is the one who is fighting until you pick up parent stuff. other than that, his parents are just watching him punch the toys
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really fun cause its not like oh yeah i just founda plasma cannon lying around its whats in the house that belongs to the family instead of you know
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timmy: um...my toys are evil
mom:no they're not, stay out of the medicine cabinet
...2 hours later...
mom: OMFG!!! your toys are evil! why didnt you tell me? Hey honey, Timmy's toys are evil
dad:STFU im tryin to sleep!!!!!
...2 hours later...
dad:WTF?!?! Timmy's toys are evil! why didnt you tell me? im gonna go get my shotgun...
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I'd like it if when you maxed out something, it upgrades into something else. ex: wooden bat -> metal bat, fist -> gloved fist
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"Hey! Timmy, did you unwrap your presents al-OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED?" *sees Timmy bloodied up with a nine iron* "Dolls........so amny dolls.......and those ROBOTS! THOSE ROBOTS! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" *drops dead*
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I wish that after you place items like the walls firecrackers and marbles u can adjust them and maybe repair them 5/5