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Never try to kill a vampire when ur so wasted that u cannot hold the stake still and it takes u more than one ax swing to decapitate it.
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I remember playing this game when it first came out on armour games. Holy balls nostalgia all the way. I was like 12-13 back then.
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I was 12 years old when this game was published on Kongregate. Thank you for making me the fine young man I am today, jmtb02. 5/5 for amazing gameplay and a mind-crippling soundtrack.
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I think everyone misunderstand for the vampire. It's ( I guess ) not him who died after reaching 0, but us. As said in the royal guard letter, every false move could kill us.
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My trick for the third patient was to get a timing going, watch when it gets to the point and then count it. "1.. 2.. 3.. 4.." each number being when what I need lines up with the correct position and then hitting the mouse (or spacebar) as I do. I got it almost spot on. Hope this helps some of you! ^^
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lol, I remember the series from armorgames...took me ages to comlete it.
But not I found a trick. Right-click on the flash window the right time -> the animation is stopped -> Right position: Click left -> PROFIT:: Wrong position Click left outside the flash window -> wait second for animation to continue -> try again!
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Also, how does screwing up the line for marking the axe cut HURT a corpse? What, did I poke to hard in anger after messing up an oh-so-perfect line?
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1st patient...right, so hitting it right damages him more than lightly tapping... lightly tapping/ medium hit doesn't move it somehow.
2nd patient. Right.. I pour useless fluids on him...hmmm..wait, I cut open the boils(on his vinigar-coated throat), slit his throat, sew his throat, place and remove leaches, and none of this hurts the guy!? (but if I only poke a boil..)
3rd. ....you didn't finish the procedure mate. Burning, stuffing the stump of the neck full of garlic, etc. Also, heaven forbid the vampire we're KILLING, DIES. *GASP*
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Honestly not worth the achievement considering you can and will be penalized for doing the correct action in some instances. Never a good idea to punish a player for doing what they are supposed to do. 1/5
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OK,the next patient iz a vampire.Place a crucifix "juzt in caze".Put the ztakez on hiz chezt.Cut hiz body and place zome garlic on it.Then reztrict... Mark an axe in hiz neck.Chop him... Wait! Am i zuppoze to kill him?...
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This is really not that easy to play. Should be a 30 point badge, or at the very least, if you mess up, you go back to the start of the last patient not the start of the game.
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Yeah. Not going to get that badge. Start over and over and over because I can not pound a stake into a vampyre's neck? I should just start over on the vamp. BOO. Still a 3/5
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So instead of pulling this arrow out im gonna jam it through the knee and pull in out through the back.... seems liegit
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im trying to cut a vampires head off, OH NO HE DIED. YOU WANT ME TO KILL HIM ANYWAY WHY DOES IT MATTER WERE JUST GONNA SHOVE HIM IN A TRASH BAG ANYWAYS
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dang, would love to see a new version where you don't go back to start every time you fail... and i can't get past the vampire either. great idea though
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The system of punishment on the vampire is far too heavy for how difficult it is and restarting everytime sucks all the fun from the game, 2/5. Only reason it isn't a 1 is because the concept is so good
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Cross, garlic in the blood, a stake in the heart, AND a beheading? Sheesh, did the vampire kill your mother or something?