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"Sir the suspect seems to be firing missiles. Should we continue pursuit?"
"Yes, get that vehicle no matter the cost!" What kind of logic is this?!
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Ah, games, the only dimension in which it is socially acceptable to say: "I love pushing cop cars into oncoming traffic on the freeway, don't you?" Or "Man, the controls are really sticking, it must be all these police spike strips I'm driving over, but meh, who knows?"
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Blow up car: "Sorry, didn't mean to." Blow up ambulance: "No! Sick dying people in that ambulance! Those poor people!" Blow up ice cream truck: "Not the ice cream truck! Why God?" Blow up police car/van: "Haha you fascist pig!" Yeah, that sums up the game. 4/5
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Quick suggestion, criminals don't care much about collateral damage and it's impossible to avoid cars in this game. I don't think we should have credits deducted for destroying innocents. There is no point in losing 30,000+ credits for merely BUMPING into the cars, let alone blowing them up. So on a more to the point note, get rid of collateral damage punishment.
Otherwise, decent game...3/5
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WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CREDITS WHEN I CAN MAKE TEN CARS EXPLODE IN A CHAIN?!?!?! JUST TAKE ALL MY CREDITS I DON'T CARE!
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*Get 80k from 1st mission thanks to all specialists hired*
**Reduce it to 30k by destroying every car on the road with missiles**
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Today there was a van speeding down the road, but when i asked the cops they said it was still safe on it. Now i have to buy a new car and my insurance company wont believe my old car was blown up by a guy that dropped mines on me while jumping over and overpass. FML
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i started this game trying to get the scrapyard badge... 30 destroyed cop cars l8r: I still don't have the badge!!!!! it says i need 25 more cop cars to get it!!!!!!!
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-Err Boss?
-Yeah?
-I get the part about losing money when we crash, but why do we gain money when we make police cars explode?
-Easy.
Step one: Destroy police cars
Step three: Profit
-But what is step 2?
-Step one: destroy police cars
Step three: profit
-Oh I give up
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chief of police: send every person we have after those house burgalars
assistant: but what about the muderers heading to the airport?
chief of police: i don't care about them, just catch those house burglars
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has anyone else seen how that highway is kinda weird...I mean, who the heck built that? two highways crossing eahc other....that's suicide.
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hmm im most likely the most wanted criminal in the world so im gonna drive randomly
through town to get dunkin dounuts WHAT HE CUT ME OFF (uses slammers) ahh thats better
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I am probably the only one who didn't immediately get this, but you NEED to buy armor. once you have it, the game is easy. you prob wont get the missiles until after the game is over, but when you do, just hold down the spacebar. you will not only not lose money, but gain an immense amount. as for the game, the second one is way better. 3/5.
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@RussellB17 Actually I got the badge when i finished level 9 but couldnt enter level 10 :) Probably it's the newbie mistake devs make by starting arrays at 1 instead of 0 or it's just a bad counter by kong. Nice game.
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I am in a car, bumping others CONSTANTLY, and being shot at by police cars and im JUMPING with my car. i have done this many times, actually 10 times. BUT ALSO, WITHOUT ONE DENT ON MY CAR! NOT ONE SCRATCH ON ME! NO MEDICAL FEES, OR FIXING THE CAR! I SOMEHOW AN INVINCIBLE AND CANNOT BE HURT AT ALL!
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Ive played this many times on addictinggames and here. been waiting for badges WOOT (personally, i think heist 2 is better tho)
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I've figured it out. At the end of every mission it fades to black because you pass out from exhaustion from the long chase and after the police catch you they're like "Well, you were actually a good sport, you can keep what you stole. You only have to pay about $1000 for every civilian life you took. You can also have the money you stole from our dead cops."
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yeah...for some reason i cant move the truck...i pressed every key to try to get it to work but it wont... anybody know how to fix this problem? it would be greatly appreciated