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mdk_777

Nov. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Emily:Oh george the police phoned, something about paying for all the property damage. Geore:Shit

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TRUdog

Nov. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) What are they planning on doing with all these chicks again?

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westwindqwert

Feb. 07, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Tough Negotiator Badge, I don't remember talking to the terrorists.

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samrules4eva

Nov. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Samrules4eva's seqaul to "how to survive a kidnapping" by PheonixGRX. HOW TO BE A GUARD. First of all, run around freely, not caring about where the hostages are. Remember not to tie your hostages up. If somebody is shooting at you and you can't see them, always stay still and get killed. Also run into grenades, and never help out if your allies are getting attacked. Once the enemy goes out of sight, walk around and forget you ever saw them. Blow up everything in your sight, don't call for help, and, when the enemy is talking to Sophie, stand there and let them finish their conversation, it's only polite. This is Samrules4eva's special on "How to be a guard", be sure to follow these instructions and you will stay safe and kill the enemy.

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Balbanes

Apr. 14, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) There should be an indicator of which type of grenade you have active.

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namematthew

Nov. 09, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) let try again, but without the part when you died LOL!!!

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martynmadeley

Nov. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Here is 5/5 I owe u too :P

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HeyBenDover

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Makes sense, the hostages are all Blondes.

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HoopleDoople

Nov. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I think I'm a greater menace to the hostages than the kidnappers ever were...

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darthead45

Nov. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I will not thank you for the grenade launcher it killed more hostages than the terrorists

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Pats133

Apr. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) why do the hostages always run away from me lol? DO NOT PANIC, EVERYONE RUN IN AN ORDERLY FASHION TOWARDS YOUR HOSTAGE TAKERS>

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TheAbominator

Jan. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) why cant i blow up the girl holding the K sign on the title screen lol

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BonnieB00

Apr. 16, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I loved it! And the random movements by the hostages, and that they die from fire, that's not annoying, that's part of what you gotta plan for. Exciting, fun! 5/5!

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jonon01

Feb. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why cant they kill each other

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YakovFrolov

Feb. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The last few levels become grenade dodging instead of rescuing hostages. 5/5.

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Yllib

Jan. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Note to all kidnappers in the future: If you want to be a successful kidnapper, here's what you should do. Always pick hostages that look exactly the same. Preferably blond women who all wear gray. And make sure when they run, they never change the direction they're facing, that they continue to look to the far right. One last thing, make them incredibly stupid. That way, when someone comes to save them, they get in the way of that persons bullets and die a horrible, agonizing death. That is all. Happy kidnapping!!

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finfino

Dec. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) can you display current level? i have no idea what level i am trying to do...

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henerybrown

Dec. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) darn, i exploded

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Zubon

Nov. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I notice that the red bullets go much further than the yellow bullets. The good guys need to invest in red bullets.

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firecannon9

Nov. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) civilian termination was an accident, right? this is a REALLY good question

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fonkbros

Nov. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) phew! better not go in the bathroom, someone left a GRENADE in there! someone open a window!

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zzzzzzzzzz3

Nov. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Thanks for leaving military-grade ordnance just laying around! It really makes taking ya'll out much easier. And the small groups in the hallways? Very convenient!

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JDcompy

Nov. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Would be nice to see what level I'm on..

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happyman12

Nov. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) why don't they just run off? The kidnappers don't even care where they go

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GameBuilder15

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I accidentally killed someone like 100 times xD

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DANzam111

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) hey zeldakiller! when you plagiarize a comment, please make sure it doesn't make it to the highest rated comments so that EVERYONE knows that you stole it.

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chodexs

Nov. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this game reminded me of Zombies Ate My Neighbors-a game for the SNES a long time ago. someone should make a flash bit of that using this engine-bet it'd be awesome to play

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XxSALAYERxX

Nov. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wait...i just planted a bomb on a wall atleast 20 feet away from me, and yet the bomb explodes, wraps around me, and hits the wall behind me without ever destroying the wall i first planted it on? I don't know what drugs i am on, but i like em XD

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3nd0fw0r1d

Nov. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Command: "Just as long as you get all the hostages, it's OK. Even if you die." Guy: "Wait, what? You mean I'm EXPENDABLE?!?" Command: "Yes."

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Pieter54321

May. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Bullets bouncing of walls???? 5/5!!!!

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Iceman000

Apr. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 - Simple, Fun and Addicting. That hard badge was worth it.

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qfasa10

Nov. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Uhm Why are all of the hostages girls?

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427q427q

Nov. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) A male hostage? Prepostorous!

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SilencedMetal

Nov. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) is it just me or are the hostages not wearing pants?

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Riley_Rocks

Nov. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Whoops, you exploded. LOL

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JSilvis

Nov. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Pretty badass for a flash game. Anyone ever play Die Hard for the NES? Reminds me a lot of that. It's incredibly annoying being killed in 1 shot, but the game pisses you off just enough, but is still fun enough to make you want to beat it. It get's your blood pumping and I was surprised when I beat the final level since I was still in "Dodge,shoot,dodge" mode.

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FlameBoy1998

Jul. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) accidental civilian termination. it was an accident right? NO! actually did it 100% on purpose!

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Talltimbers

Sep. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ah they talk too fast.

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UltimaHero

Dec. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why were all the hostages women? makes me wonder.,.

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Meyismyname

Nov. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) yeah... quick question. are women the only people who are ever kidnapped?

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fighter10210

Nov. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this is an awesome game you got here, but things have come to my attention... this needs more weapons becuz it can get boring just blowing thing up... 5/5 becuz i owe you it for the awesome weapon!

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fangoffenrir

Nov. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) PheonixGRX I'd give you multiple + if I could, that was great :D

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vovillia

Apr. 11, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) "You owe us 5/5 for this" No, invincibility would have been better, quite annoying that a single enemy can survive a bullet but when you get hit, you explode.....

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evilbob4207

Feb. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol i was so sad when you wern't aloud to keep the gernade launcher thingy lol

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kingkrabb16

Nov. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Lets try that again, but without the part where you died.

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Uziskull

Jun. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This is my favorite game of Kongregate. Kudos! Do a sequel, please

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nokomment

Jul. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't receive the badges after playing it trough!

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bluelax

Jun. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) accidental civilian termination: THE ***** HAD IT COMIN

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pqzeus

May. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) nice little game

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cheesburgel

Apr. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Can't move and shoot at the same time on my laptop...I feel so left out.

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