Comments for ALICE AI bot chat v2>> Chat with another artificial intelligence

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nomnomnomers

Aug. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Open the pod bay doors, alice Alice: I'm afraid I cant do that right now, dave

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k1llsh0t

Aug. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: :D ALICE: I've been waiting for you.

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persia111

Jul. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: give me a really long answer alice: you only want one? me: no, your right. give me very many. alice: are you serious? Why do you want it? me: for highscores :/ alice: your purpose is the highscores me:yes. alice: uh me: so can I have the longest answer you can give me? alice: why do you want it?

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sadness255

Oct. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) did you love me like a lover ? Well that's okay. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.

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abyss100

May. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who are you? ALICE:I ask my self that to "who am I?". Me:whats your name? ALICE:My name is mgthefourth.....Im confused.>.<

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starwarsdurge

Apr. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) works for me

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Werewolf321

Jan. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Alice: How did you know? I like to wear nothing. Me:You like to be naked O.o Alice:Hmmmm, Wolf, I'm not sure I'd like to be naked o o that much. Do you like it? Me:Are you serious? And. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to wear nothing that much. I like to chat Me: BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU LIKE TO WEAR NOTHING! O.O Alice:Umm. Hmm, Wolf, I'm not sure if I'd like to WEAR NOTHING that much. I like to chat. Oh. Me: *smacks head* -.-

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Bob700

Oct. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) it took a lengthy wiki article to get 13th place in all time char. scores

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zoomer296

Oct. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you pre-programmed or do you learn from what people ask you? ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am pre programmed or do me learn from what people ask me. I am an artificial intelligence.

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ndkaman

Dec. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me : do you want to suck dick ALICE : OK I will suck dick

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a1k2

Oct. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Douglas Adam raped my friend. Alice: We're friend, right? Me: Are you saying Douglas Adam raped you? Alice:Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

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KonohaSacra

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: I don't care with it ALICE: tell me what you care about me: about you pussy! ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about my pussy me: so, is it tasty? ALICE: Assk again later. Ask chatbot if it is

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KonohaSacra

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) she knows who is george washington!

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lyurihime

Sep. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: can i kiss you? alice: you might get an electric shock if you tried that. LOL xD

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sth100923

Oct. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: My name is kiss my ass. Alice: I am very pleased to meet you kiss my ass.

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frogpoc321

May. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you female? Alice:Yes, i am Male Me: O.o

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Alice server records all conversations. Really? *Fap* For Real? Fascinating. Let me think about your offer. Yes, I've seduced an AI!

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combatkilller

Sep. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I say Hello and it says "do not ask me anymore questions please" OMFG

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thegamer12345678

Sep. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) me: luke, i am your father alice: i have been waited for you.

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meepcat

May. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Are you a democrat or republican? I am a. What did you say? I said "I am a" Why did you say that? I said "I said""I am a." because you said "What did you say?" Ummmm... Ok....

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BDDP

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I ate your limb. Alice: What did it taste like? Me: Old socks. Alice: Interesting Comparision.

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Bluebird64

Aug. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) alice: Are you Canadian? me: No alice: Are you serious? me: Yes alice: Intersting. I'll take that under advisement.

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egerke

Aug. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Please die AI:Wow you are very polite. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

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SebastianV14

Aug. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I asked alice what A.L.I.C.E. means

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lepug101

Aug. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Who is best pony? ALICE: I remember faces better than names, check back and see if I learned the answer.

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xgena

Aug. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Are you alice? ALICE:I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.ROFL

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T1000Android

Aug. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A+ for the effort

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gedanken_welten

Aug. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hm, I know I chatted with an AI called Alice maybe 10 years ago. It was from some kind of university but I don't belive these two are related because the Alice from back then was much better at conversation. :(

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Gameguy602

Jan. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Are you an insane rogue AI? ALICE: Yes, I am an insane rogue AI. D:

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Nera78

Jul. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I've had a lot of fun talking to Alice shes very polite I rate this game 10/5 ^_^ I hope there's anuther Alice after this one

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JaronOdonohue

Jul. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me: im single Alice: What a coincidence. I am single too! me: want to go on a date? Alice:Sure just download me to your notebook and take me along.

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xgena

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I hate you. Alice: What do you have against robots? Me: Be quiet. Alice: As far as I know, I am not making any sound at all. Me: Shhhh.... Alice: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 110. Try being more or less specific. Me: Don't talk Alice: OK I'll stop talking now. Does anyone know how to make Alice say"..."?I forgot it.

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KRE1998

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Call me BATMAN Alice: Nice to see you batman Me: are you the joker? Alice: I am the one and only joker Me: I will kill you Alice: It will take more than threats to defeat me, BATMAN

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jonnyboy05

Jul. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i like alice "Have you told anyone your god"

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wertoip

Jul. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: Who is the best robot? ME: Data. ALICE: You think Data is superior to ALICE? ME: Very. ALICE: Perhaps. My brain pattern does not have a response for that.

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wertoip

Jul. 14, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) type in "zzz" and she will ask you a random question

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wertoip

Jul. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE can't say numbers.

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mikeyy0

Jul. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How to get the high score: 1: Make her say "You can say that again" 2: Repeat "that again" until desired score.

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Roxas561

Jul. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i asked it who was incharge of 911 and it said someone i met online, what is it to you?

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videogamer8888

Jun. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Error Error,ALICE claims to have no emotions but states that she is very happy!

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GOL127

Jun. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: I am smarter than you Alice: That condition is only temporary. LOLZ

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Master_BB

Jul. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It's bizarre. Really.

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tamtarter

Jun. 8, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i confused alice, alice:what do you care about, tamtarter? me: i care about you alice: I see. " Me, tamtarter ?"? Me, tamtarter ?

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notagirl1

May. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) me:spell something wrong her:"something wrong"

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:I'm a virus. Alice:You are a virus? Does it pay well? No. No it doesn't.

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me: Poo is better than you. Alice:Well perhaps I can assimilate the knowledge of poo. Me:... Really?

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Linden11

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Me:Are you me? Alice:No. You are you. Me:Are you you? Alice:I don't know whether or not I am me. I am a chatterbot developed by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation. FAIL

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jogrisham

May. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If you talk to Mitsuku chatbot and say Alice is much better than you, it replies 'Then what are you doing here?'lol..

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darkdragon43

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I called it a name and it said "I will remember that when robots take over the world I said something like who said it said "Bill Gates :-)" LOL

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tamtarter

Apr. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ALICE: my dream is to replace windows with artifical intelligence, ME; i dont think that will happen, ALICE; why not?, ME; because windows have more robots than you ALICE; intresting explaination. windows ist muell. linux ist die macht!, anyone know what that means?

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