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Sheesh, i can see why its BEFORE 50 years pass. In real life men can't produce semen and women can't produce eggs shortly after they have reached the age of 50, and rarely some people can't before their 50!(apart from before they entered puberty).Thanks for the realish feel of he game. If you think this is rude, then you think science is rude, well, some of it anyway...
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Another way to tell people that boys will hook up with any girl that passes by him, and leave you when you were married for 20 years. Advice: lock up your lovers in your house, and never let them leave, or they will leave YOU! >:D
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("what's his face" is loyal) ... ("what's his face" dumped you for someone else) me : What the HE-L so much for loyal
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you found out dale is happy +3!
you found out dale is understanding +3!
you found out dale is a murderer -15!
that's my soulmate alright....
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Oh yeah, I find my exact dream guy at 25 and guess what, he's paranoid, brooding, violent and a MURDERER! Jeez, I shoulda just married that redhead that walked past!
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ohhh in the game all the boys stay nice and calm, just ready to be chosen, without complaining, i so wish that it was that way in the real world XD and being geeky should be considered a positive quality!
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So at 21 or so I end up with this guy who['s nothing like my "dream guy" and is all nice and understanding and shiz. Then I find someone who looks EXACTLY like my dream guy and he's violent, vain, and...horny. >>;
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A year after meeting my perfect guy, I find out he's a murderer. Then I find out he's open-minded. Oh, okay, that makes it all better. lol Wtf.
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So I was with this perfect guy who looked the most like the guy of my dream, he was romantic and understanding. " You found out Ramon is horny! " oh, okay.
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I like it, it's pretty entertaining. Kind of shocking that my kind and talented boyfriend suddenly died when I was 23 because I didn't avoid the icon. The guilt!
The music was bugging because it was almost recognisable, until I realised it was "Georgy Girl" by The Seekers,which is really not something I expected.
And I know you said "lighten up, it's just a game", but it really is swimming in unfortunate implications for both sexes if you think about it in the least. But the nature of the game is so simple that it's probably inevitable.
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I finally scored the perfect lover: Louis, a loyal, shopaholic, family man. His White skin and oddly squared off jaw matched my expectations perfectly. Not so his side-parted brown hair or square glasses, but nobody's COMPLETELY perfect.
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Could we please have the music made available as a mp3 download. It's some of the best music i've heard on Kongregate. Great game 5/5
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ah man... I got the perfect guy.. Hey didn't really look like my dream guy, but he was "talented" "good in bed" and "romantic" .. and I accidentally hit a skull and he died! T_T
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Mrh. So i go. going for random guys, all pretty good. then i blindly came across my dream guy by luck without looking at him. one +9, one +6, and one +-0.
Bad thing is, it was just for 2 years -.-!
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I love the life lessons in here. Your guy may be a murderer, but you should forgive him if he's the right race for you, has nice eyes and great hair. Apart from that, chocolate is the key to happiness... why is this game so addictive? Nerdook, m'boy, you've done it again! Damn you for making me spend so much time on here.