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Don't think you've won this round, Jennifer. You might look super cool with your sunglasses and Matrix-style theme going on, but your gold-digging nature is clearly outlined in the text behind your character portrait. You like slow-motion kung-fu almost as much as you like shoes, gold, rings, and chocolate, right?!
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why do zombies die when shot in the head but girls dont and when a zombie touches me i die but with a girl it takes a few hits and why are the girls here anyway?
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this game is educational because it instructs you on how to use a bazooka with infinite ammo to kill zombies most efficiently. This game alone has made me more prepared for the zombie apocalypse.
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congratulations! you have earned the doing gregs work bag! allow jennifer to be eaten by zombies! you have earned 5000 points.
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Q: how is there a player pack for a game with no player content
A: the game is so awesome that it's awesomeness made a brain of it's own then became a player and was so awesome that his awesomeness formed new levels
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LaHaxor it teaches you to kill zombies that educational you plus the whole Search Geometry: Trajectory of a Projectile
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In a world where girls survive headshots from bazookas, Greg seems to be the only hope when the world is overrun with zombies. will our hero save the day? greg: "nah, don't think so, got some important stuff to do like taking revenge on my ex"
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Jeez lvl 37 is hard.. i Think that the producers should make it so your character has health and just doesnt explode everytime that it gets touched by a zombie...
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Level four: Using a human as a projectile to kill a super zombie=epic win. Gratz to the creators, for only true masters could whip up something that freaking awesome. XD
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I love how all the the suck-up's comments were top rated, and all after Greg. I thought comments were supposed to be reviews for the game? Of course this comment will be -133 in an hour. Lol. Omg, someone who doesn't idol the guy with a K by his name. He must be silenced!
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lol the "hero" has to be very stupid... when a chainsaw is comming towards them... why the hell doesn´t he/she move??
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What's wrong with not knowing who Greg or Jennifer is? And what's wrong with commenting that some stages are hard? I'm sure this outsider comment will get -298 in 5 min. Still, just need to say it.
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You know, I get that Kongregate has got to make money, but could they place ads with some way of closing them if I don't care to watch?