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Things I have learned playing this game. 1) The tail of a sperm cell is nearly indestructible. 2) The military is totally unprepared for an attack of a 50' long sperm. 3) Having good physics and entertaining animation can make the weirdest concept be a fun game.
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Scores to unlock each chapter: chapter 2 = 500 points, chapter 3 = 6000 points, chapter 4 = 20,000 points, chapter 5 = 50,000 points, and to finish the game you need 75,000 points. Up this if you thought it was useful.
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Those zeppelins sure are friendly: I don't even have to lift a finger and yet they still explode almost immediately after appearing!
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So this is how babies are made. My mom wouldn't ever tell me...so anyways, where do I find one of these sperm riders to take my sperm to where it needs to go? I know that I make it, but I'm not sure where or even how to make it go where I want if I found it. Maybe if I find a sperm rider, then he can tell me. I think I heard that weird man down by the playground mention something about 'riding' and 'sperm' while talking to another kid, so maybe I'll go see what he has to say...
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Interesting facts I have learnt: 1. Projectiles are ineffective against the military until a giant sperm touches them. 2. Tanks suddenly become invisible beside another tank. 3. Planes and helicopters never collide
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@NamelessMinion: Yes, they can use it, but the target audience for Kongregate is at teenagers and everybody older. Hence how you have to be thirteen to sign up.
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i felt bad when i lost on chapter 5 to feel even worse to see the derpy cowboy cry and say i ruind everything as the big sperm blew up into a lot of lil sperm making stars T_T
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Because random civilian the best thing to do in the midst of a sperm attack is to nonchalantly stand in the street... good plan!
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I love how the normal people walk along while a giant sperm with a cowboy riding it runs amiss killing jets, helicopters, military men and the such.
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so if you jizz enough, all the sperm will accumulate into one massive sperm which you can then ride and dominate the world with? HULLZ YAEH
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How did the enemies get backup? You'd think the conversation would go something like this "We're being attacked by a sperm. We need backup immediately... Hello?"