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Proke

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Feb. 12, 2012

Rating: -9

Dear developer, take your American English dictionary and shove it up your arse.

Civilizations Wars Ice Legend

Play Civilizations Wars Ice Legend

Jan. 27, 2012

Rating: 3

My laptop's struggling a bit with this (and it never struggles with anything else on Kong) - poorly optimised, or is it just me?

Treadmillasaurus Rex

Play Treadmillasaurus Rex

Dec. 26, 2011

Rating: -3

STOP MAKING GAMES THAT AREN'T ACTUALLY FUN. Jesus. This wasn't funny the first time someone did it with that stupid blue elephant and it's not funny now.

The End

Play The End

Aug. 31, 2011

Rating: 1

Dress up as an insufferable hipster, play dull platformer, quit when game asks you first (probably of many) stupid pseudo-insightful question. Nope.

Wonderputt

Play Wonderputt

Aug. 18, 2011

Rating: 0

Charming! The putting mechanics work well enough and the whole thing's just a joy to watch in action. Great job!

Soul Tax

Play Soul Tax

Aug. 08, 2011

Rating: -18

OH LOOK! It's another game that doesn't quite fit onto a standard 1366x768 laptop resolution! It's a damn Flash game - sorry, but if I'm sat at my desktop's 1920x1080 display I've got more entertaining things to do than pretend to be a ghost in faux-8 bit graphics. People play these things on laptops, most laptops are 1366x768, make it work on a laptop = make it fit in 1366x768.

Not To Scale

Play Not To Scale

Aug. 03, 2011

Rating: 0

Cute idea! Entertaining, different enough to make it stand out and give an interesting angle on this sort of thing, just long enough but not too long, just hard enough but not too hard. Great job!

Cat God vs Sun King

Play Cat God vs Sun King

Jul. 27, 2011

Rating: -2

"Click on horizontally scrolling thing to shoot at it, muck around in upgrade menus." Nerdook's games have so far been interesting and fun to play. Does this mark the start of their decline into a typical Kongregate non-game - no gameplay, all achievements? I've exhausted my enthusiasm for it at level three - no way I'm going to play it for twelve minutes as the badge requires... Oh, and also - can people please stop making games that just fail to fit in a standard 1366x768 laptop resolution?

Penguin Overlords

Play Penguin Overlords

Jul. 25, 2011

Rating: 2

So... You move your mouse over static objects on the screen, and then muck around in an 'upgrade menu'? That's it? And it has badges? Jesus. It's the very definition of a Kongregate non-game achievment grindfest.

RPG Shooter: Starwish

Play RPG Shooter: Starwish

Jun. 27, 2011

Rating: -20

I was about to start playing this when I saw "dating sim" in the description, allowing me to hit 'back' before it actually loaded.

Grand Prix Go

Play Grand Prix Go

Jun. 17, 2011

Rating: 179

Sector times, practice sessions, no ramps and a little bit of oversteer? Awesome! Best Flash racing game ever ever ever. It's still a little bit jittery on my mid-high spec PC for some reason, and you've missed a trick by not putting them in 1984 F1 liveries (I think they look like little Playmobile MP4/2s), but it's still teriffic.

The Sandbox

Play The Sandbox

Mar. 14, 2011

Rating: 6

The biggest problem with this is that when you set fire to bees they carbonise instantly, rather than shooting about wildly in flames for a bit setting light to things.

The Light Temple

Play The Light Temple

Oct. 30, 2010

Rating: 3

Half way through the third level I realised I didn't give a toss about what happened to Fire Boy and Water Girl in their epic quest to do whatever it is they're doing, so I quit.

Haunt the House

Play Haunt the House

Oct. 28, 2010

Rating: 3

I love the idea and presentation, but it's a shame the psychology wasn't more complicated.

Birdish Petroleum

Play Birdish Petroleum

Oct. 24, 2010

Rating: 3

in ur gulf, killing ur seabirds... God save the Queen!

Thomas was alone.

Play Thomas was alone.

Oct. 21, 2010

Rating: 4

I was waiting for the challenging bit to start, then the game finished. I don't think there are any solutions in this that aren't immediately obvious, and there wasn't any fun to be had in the actual controlling of the objects. It feels like ten minutes playing with one of those toddlers' "fit the square/triangle/circle/star into the right hole" games.

Creative Kill Chamber

Play Creative Kill Chamber

Oct. 04, 2010

Rating: -3

No mute button that I can find - 1/5, not going to play a game that stops me listening to my own music.

Give Up, Robot

Play Give Up, Robot

Aug. 28, 2010

Rating: -5

No mute button. I get to choose between turning off what I'm currently listening to and sitting in silence, and listening to irritating pseudo-8 bit music. Genius! 1/5.

Achievement Unlocked 2

Play Achievement Unlocked 2

Aug. 19, 2010

Rating: -24

Oh for God's sake, this game again? Isn't this like the fifth time you've made basically the same game? It wasn't clever the first time, it's not clever now. Stop it.

This is the Only Level TOO

Play This is the Only Level TOO

Aug. 16, 2010

Rating: -4

This wasn't funny the first time and it's not funny now. Stop with the ironic achievements thing, come up with a different game.

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