It ended just when it was getting good! Nice theme and good writing - I say flesh this out, give the story some ups and downs, more choices, etc. Very nice start.
Definitely restarted the game twice because I thought the controls weren't working...didn't realize it was a parody game and I was moving the baddie, lol.
I would love to be able to see my weapon ammo in between rooms with enemies, because it's too easy to get hit in the first few seconds if I accidentally have an empty weapon equipped.
Spread the buttons out on the settings menu. It's really easy to accidentally press menu instead of the other two buttons, and if you haven't saved, you're screwed.
Needs autosaving badly. If you have a crash or just forget to save and close your browser, you're screwed. If it saved every time I changed areas at least, that would be sufficient.
Cash exploit: If you click over to fight a higher level enemy and let him kill you, simply press the "claim" button afterwards to gain a large amount of gold. Rest and repeat.
I normally don't like exploiting loopholes, but the last boss is ridiculous. Therefore, snap a pic with your phone, pause, consider your best move, then unpause and do it.
I hate to be "that guy," but this game isn't just similar to Cards Against Humanity, as it says in the description. It is the same game. You see, CAH was brilliant because it took an old playstyle used by Apples to Apples and revamped it with a new concept - using dirty words and ideas on the cards. This game, however, changes nothing - it's the same identical concept, except your cards aren't nearly as good. Sure, it's a flash game instead of a board game, but come on.
Pro tip: put the semi truck with the spare parts dispenser in the front of your formation or you may not be able to beat the game even with all 3 tier 5 trucks; it's only really good at healing itself.
On Elaris(3rd planet the old man suggests you go to), when you reach the lab with 30 floors, don't bother going to any floor except 10. All the other ones contain nothing, surprisingly.
Some of the enemy bullets are exactly the same as those that fire from your main gun, which makes them very hard to see. I think it would be a good idea to change their color or make them different in some other way.
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lol maybe that was what the others are saying when they say controls are not working? the couldnt move the man on the left lol