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Gravitee Wars Online

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Oct. 11, 2014

Rating: -1

"[Unit] killed themself!" It's "themselves", even for one. You pathetic retard, even a child knows that. 1/5

Survive The Waves

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Oct. 08, 2014

Rating: 1

Enemies can spawn right on top of the player. Also the stage is kind of small.

Tractor Parking Mania

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Oct. 08, 2014

Rating: -1

Parking tractors doesn't get much more manic than this.

Prime World: Defenders

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Oct. 01, 2014

Rating: 4

If you love sitting on loading screens for days on end, this is the game for you!

Suck My Card CCG

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Jun. 05, 2014

Rating: 0

Yeah, my question is why won't you f*ck off with your whack private messages? Get out of my face, geek.

Astrox

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Mar. 25, 2014

Rating: 0

I accidentally closed the tab, and upon loading the autosave, there were a great deal more asteroids than what I had in the system before. Is that a minor balance concern...?

Developer response from momoguru

since i havent added the sandbox creation options window yet, i made it so rocks regenerate on load. i will be making an option to stop this on the create screen.

L.I.F.E.

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Dec. 08, 2013

Rating: -7

Immortal, but black... What a fate.

SpiroStudio

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Dec. 08, 2013

Rating: -6

More like Polynube, ahaha!

Developer response from polycube

And here I thought it wasn't possible for someone to be personally offended by an abstract generative art tool.

SpiroStudio

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Dec. 08, 2013

Rating: -9

Scanning... Scanning... Nope, can't find someone who cares about your whack demi-art. Now I've got to go to bed, since this game almost put me into a coma.

SpiroStudio

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Dec. 08, 2013

Rating: -11

This isn't art. Go home, nerds.

Developer response from polycube

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generative_art

L.I.F.E.

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Dec. 06, 2013

Rating: -4

Oh no, my golliwog died.

New Splitter Pals

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May. 15, 2013

Rating: 0

My favourite was level 14... Just can't put my finger on why, exactly.

Qoosh

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Jan. 20, 2013

Rating: 1

I don't know why an accent makes a character rather more dubious... Americans.

40xEscape

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Sep. 27, 2012

Rating: -2

Level 35 uses the first letter of each number, counting up to 10. Pretty straight forward.

Infectonator 2

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Sep. 25, 2012

Rating: 0

If nothing else, I have to rate this highly so that foreigners can see that Sydney isn't the Goddamned capital of Australia.

Pheus and Mor

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Sep. 23, 2012

Rating: 2

The UK flag for English? 5/5

Trafficator 2

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Aug. 29, 2012

Rating: 0

I LET HIM DIE.

Pirateers

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May. 10, 2012

Rating: 2

Fairly repetitive, and sailing around in circles shooting other boats isn't particularly compelling.

i saw her standing there

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Apr. 18, 2012

Rating: -1

This is about as simple as a game could possibly be, rife with clichés. Now if somebody could simply copy generic humour and something "random" (such as pirates?) into Tetris...

Focus

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Apr. 09, 2012

Rating: 0

This is even easier than the Meat Boy impossible badge.

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