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Strikeforce Kitty: Last Stand

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Jun. 27, 2015

Rating: -1

Shouldn't it be "attack plaCoon?"

Idle Raiders

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Jun. 07, 2015

Rating: -1

Merchant goes away on reload. Is that intended?

Clout: The Game

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Apr. 29, 2015

Rating: 0

Let's not confuse socialism and communism here. In communism all the stuff is everyone's. In socialism you have your own stuff, but they make you share it (it's the "You can take gum to class, if you bring enough for everyone" type of deal).

Clout: The Game

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Apr. 25, 2015

Rating: 9

Hey, Delos, you know you control what's written on the page, right? If you want credit, just make the game page say "(C) Delos Ford 2015, www.delos.ford" or whatever, and stop making people jump through hoops.

Developer response from delosford

Why the fuck would I do that? Stop connecting to the game in nonstandard ways.

Clout: The Game

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Feb. 27, 2015

Rating: 6

So... the database is down. Are Stalkers back?

Developer response from delosford

Well, either that or InnoDB mysteriously decided to stop being a database engine.

Swarm Simulator

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Feb. 20, 2015

Rating: 0

The visual esthetic reminds me of Dark Room. It's oddly appealing.

Clout: The Game

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Jan. 17, 2015

Rating: -12

BlackHeartKabal, don't do that. Q has been traumatized by his satlker experiences and now jumps at shadows. You would be too, if people started stealing walnuts from your desk and poisoning you with them.

Clout: The Game

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Jan. 11, 2015

Rating: 1

There is no need for obscenity. Does MySQL crash? That is highly unsual, in fact I'll go ahead and say that this is the first I hear about the DB engine itself having problems. Are you, with all due respect, sure?

Clout: The Game

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Jan. 10, 2015

Rating: 5

Look, Q, I know it's probably someone tampering with the database, but could you just try to do what Fuora/TechDragon said? I know code analysis sounds attractive, but sometimes you have to bite the bullet and test by hand.

Developer response from delosford

You're joking, right? I posted the fucking code. Someone is tampering with the database, and shut down the goddamn process on the server. So unless you think code that's set to run just isn't running and mysql randomly crashes for no reason: there is obviously no bug.

Clout: The Game

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Dec. 17, 2014

Rating: -1

Also, coolguy6778, you're a dick. It doesn't matter if stalkers are real, they are important to Q. Either you're tormenting someone with a mental disease, or supporting a murderous group. Either way- dick.

Developer response from delosford

Well, I can confirm that the opinion of actual medical professionals I see is that I'm perfectly sane.

Clout: The Game

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Dec. 17, 2014

Rating: 2

Dude it's Ok. Breaking Bad made amphetamines acceptable conversation again.

Developer response from delosford

It'll probably still get you on a watchlist

Clout: The Game

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Dec. 13, 2014

Rating: 1

Should it be possible to poison binary bills? You can't really do any other special actions on them, so it feels unbalanced...

Developer response from delosford

It's only possible when they're in the initial committee phase. This is to encourage cooperation on starting them instead of just tossing them out there and hoping people push them along.

Clout: The Game

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Dec. 08, 2014

Rating: 3

"So you admit you have no idea how corporations work. " Actually that always bothered me- why DO American (and I can pretty much guarantee you no Chinese multinational does this) corporations pander to loud people? Doesn't that just encourage them to be loud and difficult to deal with?

Developer response from delosford

It's driven by a generalized philosophy of keeping customers at all costs due to a purportedly higher cost of obtaining new customers.

The Awakening RPG

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Dec. 07, 2014

Rating: 0

There's a weird thing in combat, when you want to counterattck (dodge followed immediately by attack) he will swing the sword, but won't attack. Is there a mechanic I'm missing (perhaps literally) or is that a bug?

Developer response from RockLou

Do you have enough stamina to do that?

Clout: The Game

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Dec. 06, 2014

Rating: 2

Hi there, long time listener, first time poster. So, can someone explain to me what a "poisoned walnut" is? Is it like Bitter Almond? I kinda missed it when it was current and now it seems like everyone knows what that is and why the dev collected them, so I decided to ask.

Developer response from delosford

It's a walnut... with a chemical on it that's intended to produce a negative response in whomever might eat it.

Rogue Legend: Tame the Wild

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Nov. 20, 2014

Rating: -13

I could not beat the tutorial. ended up breaking buildings for 5 minutes in an empty burning city and gave up

Flash's Bounty

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Nov. 08, 2014

Rating: -2

a tip: don't buy ghosts. They will only fight for 5 battles and 90% of the time, they are too expensive for the benefit this brings.

Flash's Bounty

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Nov. 08, 2014

Rating: 0

I had ghosts in my first castle. (and no offensive spells, if this game has them) I wonder if it's time to reset?

Clout: The Game

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Oct. 31, 2014

Rating: 1

Wouldn't Atlas be more of a Yellow Party thing?

Developer response from delosford

yeah

Clout: The Game

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Oct. 22, 2014

Rating: 0

AS LONG AS YOU AS YOU SEE THIS MESSAGE, YOU ARE RESOLVING DNS TO THE OLD SERVER AND YOUR PROGRESS WILL NOT BE SAVED! what is a boy to do?

Developer response from delosford

Pray to the DNS gods? There's not much you can do, and the time when you get switched over will vary from person to person.

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