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Aliens Must Die : The Jupiter Wars

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Feb. 24, 2020

Rating: 11

I can't see what's hitting me half the time.

missed messages.

Play missed messages.

Feb. 14, 2020

Rating: 0

@SoftHard: "I proposed the idea of a relationship to her" Translation: "I asked for nudes, but in a polite way, I swear"

Knight-errant

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Feb. 04, 2020

Rating: 5

Idea for a sequel: On some boards, have a white pawn move down a column each turn. If it reaches the bottom, it turns into a Queen and blocks your path. You have to solve the level in a limited number of moves to beat the pawn before it boxes you in.

Knight-errant

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Feb. 04, 2020

Rating: 9

[Approaches one of White's pawns] Pawn: "Why do I hear boss music?"

Mud and Blood 2

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Feb. 02, 2020

Rating: 10

Oh geez. You know a game hasn't aged well when people start upvoting the resident BotD troll's comment.

Dozenbear

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Feb. 01, 2020

Rating: 4

Congratulations! Your Dozenbear evolved into a Triskadekabear!

Caesar's Day Off

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Dec. 31, 2019

Rating: 7

But it's not March 15th!

Doodle God Blitz

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Dec. 29, 2019

Rating: 10

@Naud1234: Small correction. 100 Kreds is about $9.10, not $100. That said, $12 buys you at least a dozen games on Humble Bundle, $10 buys you Undertale on Steam, and I'm pretty sure if you randomly bought whatever was on Chrono.gg right now, it'd be miles better than dropping $9.10 for unlimited hints in this glorified skinner box.

Doodle God Blitz

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Dec. 29, 2019

Rating: 5

I made dinosaurs before trees, and trees before any other kind of plant. The progression on this game is bizarre.

Hippolyta

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Dec. 28, 2019

Rating: 7

Ehhhh, you dern young'ins and yer idle incremental whatchamacallits. Why, back in MY day, the most popular web games didn't even apply your fancy-schmancy game design principles like "making sure the player can see the obstacles" or "being accessible to players with hearing disabilities"!

Ring Pass Not

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Dec. 26, 2019

Rating: 8

More like RNG Pass Not.

A Bonte Christmas

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Dec. 25, 2019

Rating: 0

Bonte, I love you, but please, for the love of all that is holy, never make a game like this again.

Just Slide 2

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Dec. 24, 2019

Rating: -2

@kalel01260: Hey now, that kind of attitude isn't super, man.

Developer response from AdityaChaudhary

No problem mate.... Nowadays I accept Everything

Bitzy Blitz

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Dec. 23, 2019

Rating: 0

@gamergail: You can go to kongregate.com/accounts/gamergail/comments to delete your comments.

Gem Hunter

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Dec. 22, 2019

Rating: 1

I did it! I repaired the ship by Day 5!

Developer response from lancehalberd

Great job, I hope you had fun playing! It's cool to know that there are people out there dedicated and patient enough to go for that last achievement :D. I'm not sure if you noticed or not, but when you pick up a ship part, the day counter does not increment, so it is technically possible to repair the ship on day 1. There is no achievement for it and it might be too tedious, but if you are ever bored and feel like playing again someday, it is one other thing you can try.

Snake Incremental

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Dec. 21, 2019

Rating: 7

So many upgrades, and not one of them changes the fact that you can cheese this game by moving like a lawnmower.

Four Color Theorem - Coloring Puzzle Game

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Dec. 13, 2019

Rating: 1

Mfw I can almost make a quilt of just three colors, but it's mathematically impossible so I have to settle for having the one patch that's a different color from the rest of the design.

Gem Hunter

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Dec. 12, 2019

Rating: 1

If you play this game like a roguelike and try to min-max all your moves (like I do), a single day can take several hours of gameplay to complete. It would be nice to have an option to suspend progress in the middle of a day so I can pick up right where I left off.

Developer response from lancehalberd

*update* I've added a suspend option to allow you to leave and continue the same day, but you have to choose this option each time you want to quit in the middle of a day. I've had this problem as well, so I will look into it. The reason I haven't done this yet is I would need to store the state of the game field, which is a lot more information than I currently track, especially if the player is doing the same day for hours. But it still isn't a lot of data, so I'll see about saving the game state while you are in the middle of digging.

Poker Quest RPG

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Dec. 05, 2019

Rating: 3

I'd like to have the win-loss statistics for each game mode be replaced by something more constructive, like a high score or furthest progress counter. There's nothing that grinds my gears more in a game than seeing a statistic dedicated to my total losses; I want to move past my failures, not have them hanging over my head for all eternity.

Developer response from Playsaurus

"have them hanging over my head for all eternity" ... You've convinced me, we'll change this.

UnpuzzleR

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Dec. 02, 2019

Rating: -8

@PurpleKingCrazy: It's quite apparent, your grammar's errant. You're incoherent.

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