Gay. Just gay. I mean, the whole game is based on 'killer' lights, and running past electricity.
It's also too long, and I have no motivation whatsoever to see it through.
I'm not going to waste my life playing this. I'm going to play Runescape.
No, no, hah, I'm just kidding. See, if you don't already get it, Runescape wastes your time more than any other game.
Mysterious. Could use a storyline, or at least some explanation of all the crazy crap going on. I mean, a humanoid bird is coming to tomahawk me? I want to know why this is all happening.
The last level is pissing me off. I mean, first, a giant dragon comes to impale my troops, then a GABILLION cavalry axemen come to dice 'em up. Great.
2/5
The enemy has some spawning problems, and also, it's stupid how the comet strike can hit my hero over six times per strike. SIX TIMES!
Still, 5/5 and Fav.
Very good game. The way to win (like I did) is to first create a windmill, then transport, then alchemy when it comes. Don't worry too much about the health of your city. If invaders are attacking it, though, prepare an army. Always have some figting force ready at your gates to fend off enemies. Then, upgrade - this is how I did it.
Barracks, Windmill, Blacksmith, Keep, Weapons Upgrades, Chapel, Factory (or whatever makes better gates and cannons), Gate, Monastary, Castle, WIN!
Great game!
5/5
However, it should include the option to purchase missiles, and credits should be awarded for every kill. I also find it difficult to determine what star stystem a nexus warp portal/whatever goes to.
Somewhat short. A sandbox mode would be a great addition.
Different field desings would be nice.
Also, whenever I do a successful tackle on an opposing player, I also immediately throw the ball away, because of a design fault - THEY'RE THE SAME KEY!
Seriously, change that.
To fix the lag, you merely have to right click on the screen, select 'settings', and in the data menu, allow Kongregate Chat to store 'unlimited' amounts of data on your computer. 'Course, this comes from my computer. It may not be the same for different types of comps.
You're all wrong. Well, most of you. The best weapon is the shotgun - but you have to buy the special perk for it at the end of the list of perks called 'gauss bullets'. Then, it truely is awesome.
Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steak. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. There are no steroids in baseball - just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. Chuck Norris can beleive it's not butter.
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