Okay, this is awful. The game itself is very boring. Second, there is at least one typo which is really lame. If you're going to produce a game at least spell check everything before you put it up. Third, you can't, like, 'blackmail' people by saying you'll only release the next one if this gets high scores. That's pretty weak. If this deserved high scores it would get them. Don't try to get them that way.
Good game, but VERY slow. Perhaps making the maps smaller would help. It's also very bland, both in terms of graphics and sound design. Hope to see some improvements for the next episode.
Would be far more fun if the gun actually had enough thrust to get you over obstacles without failing half the time. This game is more of a chore than anything else. The only reason it is rated highly is because it has a funny gag. That's it. As an actual game, this is terrible.
Very poorly balanced. On Day 3 the difficulty spikes and if you haven't spent the points exactly as you're supposed to, you are dead. No question. This is awful game design.
Ok game. The voice acting was horrid, though. Only part of the game has spoken lines and most of those are poorly acted and do not match what is in the dialogue box. The combat is alright, but it gets tedious grinding for money. I played with a Warrior and Paladin and breezed through the entire game. The Paladin's Wisdom Aura makes it so you'll never, ever run out of MP and can spam whatever attacks you want, including his Ressurect spell.
It's like Pillage The Village except completely broken because picking people up doesn't work most of the time. The balance is also utterly busted. Did anyone actually play test this game or was this just made in one drunken weekend?
By far the worst game in the series. The boss fights are far too hard AND, like the enemies, they have way too much HP, making killing them very tedious. Das Boxen has got to be the WORST, most boring boss fight I have ever had the displeasure of playing through. For a game that seems to be about speed running as fast as possible there are a TON of enemies and they all take multiple hits to destroy, meaning you spend more time killing things than actually playing the game and exploring.
End result? Robot Wants Fishy is a boring, frustrating mess of a game with a mute function that does not even work. Avoid this one at all costs.
2/5