Was this part of some sort of contest to make the most annoying game ever? It would win on the continuous babbling noises alone, but the awkward gameplay, confusing visuals, and things popping up in front of the action definitely get it bonus points.
5/5 plus tip! Has some rough spots, but it's really fun to play. Wx3lab: Ignore the people who are complaining about not enough money, etc. But listen to the ones who want you to complete the story arc!
Some good things, but most of my deaths are due to sticking to walls and accidentally switching to the wrong weapon. And then I have to play through a bunch of boring levels to try again. 3/5