Well, as much as I'd like to say this is a good game, I support constructive criticism, or in other words, I will not lie just to be nice. This isn't really a game, it's a presentation, merely clicking the same thing (usually, I acknowledge the variation, but even so) over to merely read bits of humorous, but unoriginal, dialog. To anyone who has played "Don't Push The Red Button" will realize DPTRB is a better game, while DPTRB does not do anything this does not, it merely (I say merely too much) has originality on it's side. Nonetheless, it's still a decent start, and I hope to see more game-like games from you in the future. 2/5, and don't be discouraged by my rather harsher review!
I thought it was lame. I thought it poised no challenge to my gaming skills. It was like Tetris, except very, very easy. Tetris Lite, I dubbed it. And lo and behold, the fat, midget king is shooting through the air like a cannonball, eating the stacks of cakes (and muffins) like it was the end of the world. Five stars, and those are all tediously balanced on top of each other avoiding a bomb.
While I don't normally support any types of tricks like this, the very low player count on this game forced my hand. Create an alternate account and play Dinowaurs, and then go to Ranked Match. On your real account, go to Ranked Match. Now slaughter you alternate account and win the badges. Unfortunately, this will take forever to get certain badges, but considerably less than if you wait for a real match!
This is probably a lot of work, but if you ever make Cold Awakening 3, it needs three things: Brighten it up a bit, give us more room to see what's going on, and finally this: GIVE US THE ABILITY TO AIM. That would be freaking awesome.
Add upgrades, and enemies that are invincible (or at least VERY hard to kill without the upgrades) to add some variety. The game is good, but gets pretty old pretty fast.
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