games with no plot are ok - but there has to be something more to them to offset the absense of a plot. in this case you can't actually do anything, there's nothing to see, and no point... add a good story and this could be magic!
eh... also, the third yellow plant thing kicks you into the nearby obstruction when it hits you (if you step on it, you end up inside a hill, rather than stopping when you hit the edge)
first response: "eww. 3". upon further pondering - the Route ones are solvable without micro-movements (the obvious route is not always the best!), and riots are solved by doing something specific... if #3 takes you 15 minutes, you're doing it wrong. it WOULD have been a 5, if not for the utterly annoying layout of the final document, the clunky interface, and the frustrating-ness of the riots (i know HOW to solve them, but actually doing it, especially #3 - ugh!)
why do level 30 students still have that little green level-up icon? and why can i grade-up without clicking OK, but I can't test weapons the same way? (i.e. am forced to click the OK button to cancel the dialog - when burning $1k on weapon training, gets annoying)
er... ever heard of something called "meter"? about 10% of the lines are too long. 'I remember the news guy once said, "shoot the zombies in the head!' " - would work much better with "as I recall, the news guy said, ..." and so forth. the ultra-drawn-out ooooorrrreeeee's are also getting annoying - but i love the idea itself so much that i still have to give it a 5/5
so the poor little buggers are merely clawing their way past me on the way to freedom, and i'm keeping them in their barrel? the speed is insane though - takes about 2 seconds for me to die >.<
what the eff? i spent an hour trying to figure out what else i need to do, then watch the walkthrough - apparently the answer is "nothing", just run away? i don't even get to see the show?
badges don't seem to unlock until you return to the main menu... also, unlocked color mode, ran through it for 3 seconds, decided i like the black-and-white llama better!
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