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Boss Slayer

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Jul. 19, 2013

Rating: -3

For the love of God, man, mute button!

Pretentious Game 3

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Jul. 17, 2013

Rating: -2

6/5 i cry evertim

Utopian Mining

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Jul. 09, 2013

Rating: 3

Yay! Me got me first job! Me not why sure why me use wrong pronoun. Me ask dev why him no proofread.

... :D

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May. 19, 2013

Rating: 0

White plus pink equals LOVEndar.

Notebook Wars

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May. 18, 2013

Rating: 0

Halfway through, disappointed so far. Nearly every enemy in the game can rotate their guns to attack me wherever I am. Yet every bullet I have only goes straight. Meaning I have to be flying directly at them. 2nd and 3rd shots should fire at a 45 degree angle, so I have some spread.

Mechanical Commando

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Mar. 31, 2013

Rating: -3

How do I weapons? Love the completely mindless bullet hell that this game is, but I wish I understood it a little better. What do those little S's do? Why do the G's replace them? Which is better?

Thing-Thing 4

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Mar. 19, 2013

Rating: 2

Ok, I've got a gun. It's got 10 shots l-- oh, no wait, he picked up something else. It's automatic and has 50 shots left. Why is nothing happening. Oh, out of ammo. Can't tell, cuz all I can hear is gunfire. Better switch weapons. Oh, look, that other weapon is gone. Now I've got a lead pipe. And now I picked up something else automatically. And it had 1 shot in it. And now I'm lagging. And now I'm out of ammo again. And WHY THE HELL DOES IT TAKE 20 SHOTS TO KILL ANYONE???

Adventure Story

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Mar. 05, 2013

Rating: 3

I hesitated to play this, because you usually do turn-based RPG's (which suck as a rule). But this one is terrific. You should do more platformers.

Monster Arena

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Mar. 01, 2013

Rating: 1

Yay! I won a thropy! Maybe next time I'll be able to afford a spellcheck!

The Last Stand: Union City

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Feb. 26, 2013

Rating: 4

Jesus, that lag in the last area is insane.

Back to the Cubeture (1)

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Feb. 10, 2013

Rating: -5

Where's the "shut the hell up" button? I can toggle the music, but not the annoying voices and random noises.

Mud and Blood 2

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Oct. 27, 2012

Rating: 7

I love how after 25 waves, I'm still stuck with guys who can't hit an enemy at point blank range, they get trucks, and I still haven't gotten a single ****ing supply crate.

Dream Symphony

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Oct. 10, 2012

Rating: 1

Why is there a naked Edgar Allen Poe in my game?

Silent Conversation

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Oct. 09, 2012

Rating: 2

The Nameless City affected me in a way reading it never has before. In fact, in a way no horror story ever has. Simply incredible. That said, I agree with Angryhobo that it was too long for an early level, as 15 minutes of that made me not want to continue today. A nice addition, in my book, would be a counter to see how many words we'd touched compared with how many there were in total. I think it would make the long levels a little easier to handle, knowing exactly how far you had to go.

Shop Empire 2

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Sep. 19, 2012

Rating: -5

I have 15 janitors, and yet there's garbage everywhere! Things move too fast. I can't click on anyone, because they walk so fast. And by the time I find them in the bar up top, the day's half over. I have no idea what any of the little icons mean above their heads. And why are they all pissed off? Good concept, HORRIBLE execution.

Theme Hotel

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Jul. 18, 2012

Rating: 2

I liked the part where my mouse slipped and I accidentally destroyed my gym instead of a room, and then didn't have enough money to rebuild the gym that I didn't want to destroy in the first place.

colourPod 2: dimensionPod

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Jun. 10, 2012

Rating: 9

That's great, the pixels come at me faster than I can reload. Seems fair.

Onslaught2

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Jun. 08, 2012

Rating: 1

Spend $100,000? At $10/$15 a turret and $25 to upgrade? And a few bucks per kill? It's not NOT easy, it's just endurance. I've played twice now and spent a total of $6000

Achievement Unlocked 3

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Jun. 02, 2012

Rating: -2

Yay! It's on Kong now! Batches? We need steenkin batches!

Museum of Thieves

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May. 29, 2012

Rating: 2

After a few rounds, if I was having trouble finding one last difference, I'd cross my eyes and see it perfectly. It worked too well though, and I did the last several scenes crossed the whole time. Now my head hurts. Awesome game though.

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