'die' works instead of 'suicide' for 5. 'crap' and 'poop' can be substituted for 'shit' in all cases except ending 8. Sadly no support for 'drop the kids off at the pool' nor 'pinch a loaf' at this time.
Tried to replicate tomcatfish's bug on level 2, could not. Not sure if was trying to jump across the spike field at the top of the stage (spoiler, you can't) or if you have some special kind of control lag.
Keep a piece of paper on hand and check how often when you get a free-roll on 6 dice and when the computer does. By which I mean your very first toss is massive points plus a go-again, or when you earn a re-roll conventionally and then get that giant jackpot. Tell me the computer doesn't get nearly twice as many of these and tell me the random seed is fair.
I can't believe that the dice are random. They seem to suffer from mario kart syndrome, where if you're in the lead even the stupid AI's will get free rolls after free rolls after more free rolls.
You can make two crowns, yet no ending where you become queen? Or where you king a pile of rocks to spite the box? Or put a crown on the rocket and send it into space alone? I feel you need some pointers on endings from the old classic "Don't shit your pants."
It should be noted that stage 7's name is "Down and Jump", which is the answer to the obvious question you may be asking yourself when you get there. This is a detail I feel can be easily missed.
I appreciated the lack of a hit point system. This spared the need to continuously run between two screens killing mobs. It also spared the need for checkpoints every three rooms.
Having a necessary key easily missable in an area you can't go back to was pretty annoying. I don't see why you could not let the player re-enter 'that area'.
It took a lot of willpower and my computer's fan committing suicide for me to break anti-idle the game. I just can't go through that pain again. *sobs*. I'm sorry. Its not you, its me.
Oh sweet, literally nowhere to go but a frog boss who takes zero damage from any of my weapons. I have swept the entire rest of the map. I was having a good time up to this point, shame.
I was pretty close to giving this 1/5 stars between the WASD-but-S-mutes-for-some-reason controls and the bit with the 13th key, but comments seem to suggest the latter is intentional. I wish there would be an impossible badge to get the 13th key, then I'd sit back get some popcorn and watch the comments roll in.
Before you go into the house for the first time, pick up snow. Click just below the door. Why you can only get snow there instead of the many other logical places I have no idea. Fun fact, I used the in-game link to get to a walkthrough. After 2 minutes of their site not loading I went to Youtube and found what I needed in seconds.
cforeroo writes "What's the deal with the stars? I got 3 stars in every level but nothing happens", currently at 5 upvotes. I concur, noting "cforeroo raises a good question, what are the stars actually for? They don't unlock anything." My comment has fewer votes, and is a 'top comment'. What is going on?
I was having a reasonably good time up to the final boss fight. It has no apparant projectiles that can be redirected back to it, and never goes low enough to be hit by your direct attack. Its just an endless loop of easily dodged moves. For comparison, the mid-boss didn't take more than 30 seconds to figure out how you hurt it.
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