Lz_erk's Comments

Jan. 31, 2012

Rating: 1

I nearly laughed myself to tears. Right-click and check Play until you're put in a level for some extra fun. Select Play past the blue screen to enter the level a second time for even more hilarity.

Jan. 31, 2012

Rating: 0

FLYING EGG. Oh this is lovely, and it has sandwiches too. This is what I look for in lemons, keep them coming. ☺

Dec. 14, 2011

Rating: 24

Full power right into the side of a car. This is the only game that makes me laugh when i lose catastrophically. This is the best in its class.

Dec. 10, 2011

Rating: 0

Why can't I resize this game? I don't care how many upgrades there are, I'm not shrinking my whole display just for this. Those right-click options are there for a reason.

Dec. 10, 2011

Rating: 0

The only thing I love more than Daniel Sun games is all the whiny comments that are oblivious to the point. Keep them both coming please, even if I don't find them until three years have elapsed...

Dec. 10, 2011

Rating: 2

Welcome to the Hotel California. Remove all elevators, then fire some workers from upper floors. The game should freeze in a few seconds.

Dec. 10, 2011

Rating: 4

Put in stairs, take out gym. :trollface:

Dec. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

Despite the rampant balance issues, the grind, a few bugs, and the expert zombie setting, this is a fiver. I thought I'd never see a character in a game who shares my love for blunt instruments -- let alone two of them in one game. I loved the item descriptions also, and I got some laughs from the dialog.

Dec. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

I haven't seen this many sausages since the last time my adblocking software failed.

Dec. 06, 2011

Rating: 3

This needs API and high scores.

Dec. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

I haven't laughed this hard since I played The French Revolution.

Jun. 09, 2011

Rating: 3

This is a great game. I'm glad characters like Mare and Neferiti were included to hold the interest of seriousness addicts like myself. But I'm amazed at the acclaim here which is absent from games like Thousand Dollar Soul. Yeah, this is a superb story if you can stomach sci-fa, and the first half of the game is unanimously terrific, but the shooter elements are... Well... No matter how good a writer you are, you cannot tell me the Fed ships can fly through the walls.

Jun. 08, 2011

Rating: 1

I got a score of 1 two times through now. Also lost my survival and challenge stuff when I tried to replay the campaign to get the 35 headshots medal -- which I still can't get no matter what I attempt. [I've made 35 headshots easily, but there are almost no places to get 35 headshot kills.] I still love it, but it needs some fixing.

Jun. 08, 2011

Rating: 2

I love it, but story mode is far too easy and challenge modes are far too hard.

Jun. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

The last[?] level [WHY - THIS IS THE FINAL - {CRAZY STUFF}] is just too much. I give up. Exemplary little game. Faved.

Jun. 06, 2011

Rating: 2

This is not a game. It's four or five frames of animation with a play button and uncredited music.

Jun. 03, 2011

Rating: 6

The beginning keypad riddle can only be solved by entering the correct combination first. If you use trial and error [there are enough hints to figure it out, unlike the last riddle...], you'll need to close the keypad popup each time you enter a combination.

Jun. 03, 2011

Rating: 3

You will not win the contest. Next time don't tell us exactly what not to do.

Jun. 02, 2011

Rating: -5

I spent most of my time replaying the tutorial and intro before I reached the second guy who's immune to bullets, and ran out of ammo. No. Sorry.

Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: 1

I can customize my bus with saws? Yeah, this is gonna get five sta-- ... the survivors blunder right into the saws too?!