Beat it in 510 seconds on my first try, but that's not what the games about, is it? Spoilers alert:the man was paranoid and dilusional, but what of it? Some people would draw this as an alegory for (omitted so one may once have an original thought in ones life), while I think it's...(omitted)...
The guy just strung together fight club references and made little buttons you click...and yet he has 3.5k views which is actually more than a couple bucks...oh come on.
exailed...flaming others for their work to hope that yours looks better in comparison is really disgusting. Judging by your horrifying grammer, you are just parroting the words of other smarter people. You have no clue whatsoever of any real flash making.
I personally use stencyl, and it is actually just a graphical user interface of Actionscript 3, which enables people who have good ideas, but don't have any programming skills, to make games.
BUG:Half the zombies freeze, the rest still attack me. I killed the half that were attacking me and the rest were still frozen. I fixed my car up to 100% and drove away, the zombies were just stuck in midair and on the ground. They were invincible. They scrolled with me as I walked. I have a sneaking suspicion that the people who got max points abused this glitch. Rate up so the Dev can see ;p
I was shooting the biggest zombie for 30 seconds with the best gun until I realised something. I'd blown a hole through his stomach, which was where all the bullets were going through.
The rest of the games really should be uploaded to Kong...wait they were the ones I played that were so god damn hard I broke my mouse against my forehead. You can play they at Xgenstudios or Nitromes site.
I completed it...read every single message from john the button...Be warned the developer is a possible pyromaniac, despises polititions, and pirates stuff. But really, this game was more depressing than anything really, more so than a lot of "art games" I've played.
So lazy you didn't even change the characters or make any new levels or change the jumping physics or change the enemy design or change the FACT THAT THIS IS A FOOKIN TUTORIAL LEVEL!
I played a lot of metroidvanias in my time, and this one just doesn't have any personality. Predictable enemy design and stereotypical graphics really drag this down. A story driven by meme's don't really help either.
I cannot believe what people are saying...that the controls are horrible? I really think that you just plain suck at this game. The controls are incredibly accurate and tight, and the physics are spot on. Anyone complaining, go get some other badges if you can't get these.
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