Alright, the weapons are pretty great and creative, as well as the enemies. A major problem that detracts from the playability, is the fact that turrets will sometimes freeze after each round, meaning you need to repurchase them and level all over again. By level 9 on the first "hard" campaign, this really takes away from the fun. Because of this glitch, 3/5.
Heh, due to dumb AI, I won very easily. Protip: Holding down the attack key, makes things so much easier. Unfortunately, the opponent is really quite impossible to actually take down. After hours of work, I got him down to 0 hp, and you know what happens!? Nothing, but the pretty bar of red colored juice DISSAPEARS! ;._.;
While these sillies obviously don't understand the complexities of this game, I most certainly do. First, you control a plane. Also, those blue dots? Not quite a health bar...More of a HINT. A representation of health. Or..Lack there of. Yes, that must be it... Moving on, the purple diamonds are subliminal messages sent by the developer that...I'm sure they say something of interest. Right, and the rest of the squiggly objects and swirlies are:
Now, now, game directions at the beginning of a game in the middle of the screen can be incredibly subtle...
Anway, a good game (except for the random guessing teleporter bit). 4/5
Tips: Stamper and Jeff are the easiest boss fight in the game, as long as you get them separated and hit them like crazy...I've beaten them twice without even allowing them to turn into balloon form...
Also, against Wadolf, if you're down to one hit point, are surrounded by zombies and Waddy's weak too, go for the kill. If you run away and are eaten by zombies, you lose, but as long as you kill him before game over, the zombies go with him (getting you the badge). 4/5