it's good that you listened to the consumers. i still don't see the k98k speed challenge working out. i'm going to try to get the k98k achievement and see if that helps. if not...well, that's just stupid.
accuracy challenges were the worst of all the horrible things that comprise this game. i think you don't "get" guns. also, don't put "realistic" as a descriptor for this game, everyone's laughing at you.
it doesn't load anymore. perhaps you realized that your game sucked and removed it? if only other creators were as perceptive! 2/5 - you get one point more than the minimum for actually having the foresight to remove your horrible game.
uhh....aren't checkpoints supposed to serve some purpose other than a pat on the back? like, saving? also, the game is just one long grind, where you don't get to really enjoy your work at all. building an awesome cell doesn't prevent you from getting killed by single-hexes...are you familiar with the concept of beta testers? 1/5
this is addictive, but that isn't saying anything. so is heroin, but i don't endorse that, either. you see, a couple years ago, some people came out with a couple decent games with a retro look to them. instead of making more good games, developers just focused on the aesthetic. this is ultimately just another pixellated turd. 1/5
booo! got stuck in door on left of level with two platforms. 1/5. p.s. the whole pixel/faux-retro gaming thing is really annoying. none of us are fooled.
1'd. I wish everyone would stop trying so hard to make "OMG! It's the hardest game you've ever played!!!" just because people will write "Not challenging enough." in every review to show how awesome they are at gaming. This game had a fun concept, but irrational level design pissed it away.
wow. this game is really really bad. just in time to beat the retro-arcade look to death, but an added bonus: all of the poor controls and shitty gameplay that take me back to my youth! there's a reason 8-bit systems still aren't the mainstream anymore: they suck!
"people hurl abuse and vitriol at you for making it fair." tell me this is some kind of joke! look, when the 'realist' plays one dice at a time, i am not bothered. it's when simple probability goes out the window that i'm upset. if you'd like, i can send you my stats vs. cpu stats. sure, it's possible that most everyone playing this game has horrible judgement and no grasp of logic. is it probable that 700 pages of comments are just sour grapes? not really.
last mission was shitty. ok, i get that you aren't really that good at this (nice stage with the rope, btw - was that a bungee cord?) but just making everything move at random intervals and in random directions? that's your idea for a grand finale? i am disappointed that i can't vote you a 0.
wow. the fact that you stay onscreen and killable for about 15 seconds after beating a stage is bullshit. drops the score from a 5 to a 2. severe, severe, game-killing flaw.