saneiac's Comments

Feb. 10, 2013

Rating: 97

You know what would make a good powerup? Something to make enemies stop dropping coins, so I can actually see the bullets.

Feb. 06, 2013

Rating: 1

@radter You're right! If you have to resort to hacking to pass level 6, you are, indeed, a waste.

Feb. 01, 2013

Rating: -8

Nerdook games range from "not very good" to "f***ing terrible". This one is definitely on the terrible side.

Jan. 30, 2013

Rating: 0

This came out in 2009! When are we getting part 2??

Dec. 31, 2012

Rating: 2

Not that this was a well designed game to begin with, but the final area seems to have not been tested at all. You can walk to the Pandora Cave without ever finishing the Pandora Key quest. Also, in the pandora cave, there's a glitch invisible staircase just to the right of the first guy you talk to that warps you right to the end, so you can skip the entire cave.

Dec. 24, 2012

Rating: 1

Let's see. Sun dive & surf, long & planetary jumps, nice & perfect landings, pendulum speed, the candy bar, and the one where you run completely around the planet. That's 9 tricks. The instructions claim there are 50. Unless multiple asteroid crashing goes all the way to x41, I think they're full of it.

Sep. 16, 2012

Rating: 6

I can't believe this pile of crap was awarded even more badges.

Aug. 27, 2012

Rating: 3

It's just like Necronator 2. It has premium content everywhere you look, but the controls are so bad, and the game so buggy, that I can't imagine why anyone would want to pay for it.

Aug. 27, 2012

Rating: 9

How many people played one of the other Epic War games and thought, "I kind of like the graphics and upgrade system, but having to play every level 5 times to advance is lame. We should have to play every level 30 times, at least!" Let's get a show of hands. Put your hand down, artlogicgames. You don't count. Nobody? That's what I thought.

Aug. 08, 2012

Rating: 0

I never found a use for the special, or the bullet time. I didn't see the minion menu until I had only 2 boss levels left, and found the minion more distracting than helpful, so not much use for those either.

Jul. 31, 2012

Rating: 4

A mini-map would be a huge improvement. I finally beat the last level, at 3 minutes 58 seconds. The final minute twenty was spent on two kills, because I was running around in circles and not seeing anything to shoot at.

Jul. 28, 2012

Rating: 2

I understand the graphics are going for a retro feel, but it's very frustrating to die or get stuck on a puzzle because you can't tell what's floor and what's wall.

Jun. 14, 2012

Rating: 1

I was just thinking how we haven't had a new Meat Boy in a while, and here it is! What? This isn't Meat Boy? Huh.

Mar. 25, 2012

Rating: 5

The tutorial would be a lot better if it actually explained what was going on.

Mar. 15, 2012

Rating: 20

How the hell is Big Paulie still walking at this point? Triple cheeseburger with mayo for lunch, double whipped cream, extra chocolate toast for breakfast. I feel I should have to remove my floor decorations just so he can reach the counter.

Mar. 14, 2012

Rating: 6

How do I change targeting priority to "Stop shooting at the f***ing peasants!"

Mar. 08, 2012

Rating: -10

It's a nerdook game, so you know going in that it's going to suck, but this one really goes above and beyond.

Feb. 23, 2012

Rating: 1

This is a lot more fun than a gem-match game ought to be. I wish there was a more pronounced difference between the three characters. Once they're powered up, they're all pretty much the same guy.

Feb. 22, 2012

Rating: 16

I don't know why it took 3 years for this game to get badges, but I'm glad it finally got them.

Feb. 18, 2012

Rating: -1

What's the music when you drop off the conveyer into the cell? It kind of sounds like Shadowgate, and kind of sounds like the Blaster Master intro, but I don't think it's either one.