saneiac's Comments

Feb. 02, 2012

Rating: 1

I got the medium badge, and I still don't understand the controls.

Jan. 22, 2012

Rating: 2

The only powerup I want to buy is the one that gets rid of the huge, annoying message that pops up every time you change areas.

Aug. 09, 2011

Rating: -14

Not nearly as bad as most Nerdook games. That's about the best thing I can say about it.

Jul. 08, 2011

Rating: 12

So, Metroid-ish doors, Blaster Master-ish sound effects, MegaMan-ish music... yeah, I love this. 5/5

Jul. 02, 2011

Rating: 3

The guards surround me and blow me away, then tell my lifeless corpse, "Get on the ground!" I'm dead. What other choice do I have?

Jun. 26, 2011

Rating: -4

I've been putting this game off for a long time, but now it's the only badges I don't have, so I loaded it up. It was exactly what I expected: non-interactive combat and a baffling interface. Yuck.

Jun. 21, 2011

Rating: 2

My ending didn't address my biggest question from the story: What's a laser chicken, and what are they doing hanging out in the cafeteria?

Jun. 13, 2011

Rating: 5

You know the platformer elements of a game are bad when the hardest part is trying to guess what things you can stand on.

Jun. 05, 2011

Rating: 0

The country I'm in blocks Facebook. Even if I wanted to, I can't claim a Facebook prize for completing the level. Please stop asking.

Jun. 03, 2011

Rating: -13

I was going to give this a 2/5. It's really bad, but it's a lot better than the first Castaway. Now that I've finished and seen the ending, I'm changing my score. 1/5

Jun. 03, 2011

Rating: 7

This game is a huge improvement over the first Castaway. It's now gone from 'absolute rubbish' to 'not very good'.

May. 29, 2011

Rating: 97

I know there's someone else in the kitchen. My pan of meat gets replaced as soon as I put it on the grill. Why doesn't he get out front and take some damn orders?

May. 23, 2011

Rating: -1

Easily the best 'launch' game I've ever played.

May. 22, 2011

Rating: 0

You know the best thing about this game? If it's really the 'completion of that vision', it means I won't have to play Bubble Tanks any more.

May. 22, 2011

Rating: -3

undefined should stick to tower defense games. Everything else he creates ranges from just OK (My Pet Protector) to terrible (this).

May. 21, 2011

Rating: 4

How do I tirn OFF the mystery bonus? I want space stars and low flying stalls, and if I don't get them, I don't need him to keep bouncing off pinwheels for an extra 5 minutes just so I can try again.

Apr. 19, 2011

Rating: -22

Yup, it's another terrible Nerdook game.

Apr. 18, 2011

Rating: -6

This is now the third Kongregate challenge that has used this game. Stop it! This game sucks!

Apr. 09, 2011

Rating: -7

I appreciate that nerdook tries to make all different types of games, but why does every one of them have to suck?

Apr. 07, 2011

Rating: 5

I love shooters, but I'm starting to hate shooters with upgrade systems. I don't want to play the same level dozens of times to purchase the next upgrade.