Fairly good game, I guess. Seemed very, very repetitive and extremely easy. Once you maxed out your party, it was like crumpling paper instead of killing people. Will give it another playthrough as an Enforcer, since it supposed to be the "Hard" game mode.
KungFuMaster, what the hell are you talking about? There is no server "on your computer" that you use to connect. RPGs are just Role Playing Games, MMORPGs involve a MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER ONLINE community.
Difficulty curve is stupid hard, upkeep/tax has to be the stupidest addition I've ever seen to one of these games, weapons are hilariously underpowered, Casual Mode is difficult, and the enemies deal unequal damage compared to the amount they can take. Worst of all, the accuracy of the weapons are HORRENDOUS. This game has many balance issues that need addressing, although the concept was initially fun. 1/5 overall, there are much better games available on the site.
Terrible game. Get this artsy shit off Kongregate, "Artsy" just seems to be an excuse to make a simplistic game with no purpose besides achievements and frustration.
I actually sent a message to the guy who initially made this game about the FreeOnlineGames deal. He said that they had the rights to it and he couldn't do a damn thing about it. Mystery solved. Same game, different name, nothing can be done.
Fun game, but it seems like as the game gets longer there's less of a challenge factor and more of a "this will make you scream in frustration at how simple it is but there's a tiny catch". I mean, I replayed level 24 probably sixty times because my hands were shaky. That's a load of crap.
The satirical output of this game is in such great quantities that I can understand why these other PEONS do not understand the obvious amount of effort you put into this masterpiece. I especially enjoyed your reference to Alan Harper's works, I can clearly see how you would have driven your inspiration from such brilliance. 5/5, only because there is no option for a 6. Continue this brilliant work, if it is at all possible to create such a perfection twice.
This game was complete crap. Unoriginal concept marred with flaws and, to top it off, a frustration level that not even a nun could endure.
I sincerely hope this game's developer dies in a fire as compensation for my wasted time completing these 44 level to see if it gets at all better. It doesn't. Your "Bonus levels" are just the same frustrating, glitch-ridden piles of poop with different balls of varying bounciness. That's supposed to be fun?
Screw you, screw this game, screw your lack of common sense to troubleshoot collision detection problems, screw the whole project. 1/5. Go make a few tetris knockoffs to build up your game building experience before you try and delve in another half-baked original idea.
Hey, way to completely rip off Ninja Rinseout in the gameplay factor. Nice to see a game with reputable fun factor being stripped down, repainted, broken slightly, and then slapped with an annoying music loop.
One star.
I've tried this game with an open mind, but I really don't like it at all. It's a game based on luck and skill. It's a poor man's yahtzee. The Zilching is sometimes unforgiveable to the point where I've lost 500 points because I'd be incapable of even reaching the 300 banking minimum. I've gone games where I've only ever zilched, and not because I was playing recklessly. For a game that is so highly rated I'd expect it to be enjoyable, but so far I've yet to have any fun simply because I'm incapable of winning a round. The computer is perfectly capable of getting two 4000+ point turns in a row while I can't even get 300 to bank? I'm not sure if its your randomizing-code or just pure dumb luck on behalf of the AI, but I can't for the life of me spend any more time on this frustrating pile of poo. 1/5.
This is a shitty game. I'm sorry but the gameplay flows like frozen molasses, the voice-overs seem like they took 4 minutes to do, the combos are lame and easily broken, the animations are choppy, and the overall presentation seems like it was thrown together by a fourth grader. Got enough red and black on there?
1/5.
The gameplay is bland at best, the controls suck, the graphics are lame and uninspired, the sound is annoying, the badges are easy, and worst of all the CONTROLS SUCK.
First rule of making an online game: make it playable.
Is this the whole point of buried treasure week? To spotlight lame games that don't deserve an easy badge, let alone a whole announcement dedicated to them?
Honestly, if this were in any treasure chest I found I'd kill the man that sold me the map in the first place.
What the hell is with the bad game choice so far, Kongregate?
I know of plenty good games that have been overlooked. As long as the authors take interest in adding the Badge info into their game codes, I doubt it would take FOREVER for some simple badges to be implemented.
This week is pointless. You're spotlighting games that should have been discretely tucked away and forgotten.
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