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Icescape

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Dec. 19, 2007

Rating: 0

The heat timer is in awful idea, and flashlights are never fun.

Timebot v1.1

Play Timebot v1.1

Dec. 18, 2007

Rating: 0

Very cool concept, but boring as shit. Also, constructive criticism: Since the game is entirely keyboard-played, I would recommend binding a "menu" key, and allowing you to select the various options with the keys; that way I don't have to take my hand off the keys and move my mouse over to click it.

Blocky

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Dec. 18, 2007

Rating: 0

Uh, the first level with yellow blocks didn't continue after I cleared all the faces. I just kept making matches regardless till it told me game over. Was that the end or is this game just weaksauce?

Space Defence

Play Space Defence

Dec. 18, 2007

Rating: 0

The game that always should have been but never was. :D

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

Play MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

Dec. 14, 2007

Rating: 2

I am astounded. One person. Making this game. Incredible. Not only is this game huge in scale, is fun, and is humorous, but there are still 6 chapters to come! I await them eagerly.

ButtonHunt 2

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Dec. 07, 2007

Rating: -1

Uh. The disclaimer more than enough justifies the jokes. He explicitly says that if you will be offended, that you should just click "menu" and never read them. They're funny. Lay off.

Raptek Arena

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Nov. 18, 2007

Rating: 0

When I finished the game after saving 11 times (because I didn't care about the scores and all), the reduction was 110%, and at the end of the game it was not factored into my total?

Campaign Game: General Election

Play Campaign Game: General Election

Nov. 14, 2007

Rating: 0

I agree with Blazinice... Play again refreshes the page, and that's a mad "WTF" right here. Not cool.

Teleporter

Play Teleporter

Nov. 14, 2007

Rating: -8

It's um, not fun....? Bad controls, bad premise, bad levels, badly executed. It wasn't absolutely trash though, so I gave it 2/5.

Ether Cannon

Play Ether Cannon

Nov. 10, 2007

Rating: 0

How I won: Mash the shield button when it comes time to level up until you get to about 150; then boost shield by 5 every level and give the rest to turret. Shield is basically useless on the final level, so if you're right before it, put it all in engine.

RetroPong

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Oct. 22, 2007

Rating: 0

Need. Network. Play. Also, the music was awesome until it started making the dial-up-esque noises. Not cool. But seriously, I've yet to find a simple free pong that has netplay.

Four Second Frenzy

Play Four Second Frenzy

Sep. 08, 2007

Rating: 0

Some of these games are nigh impossible, and that's crap. 2/5

Fruit Mania

Play Fruit Mania

Sep. 05, 2007

Rating: 1

Huh, apparently it was a bug; when I refreshed and played again, the spawn rate of the plants was much, much lower. It's still a legit score though; only the spawn rate was bugged

Fruit Mania

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Sep. 05, 2007

Rating: 0

Um, whoa. Just so everyone knows, I didn't cheat. The game doubles the points it gives you per item in the chain, and with a max chain of 55, that got pretty high. Screenshot of game over screen: http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/4199/09052007171130br4.png

Defenseless Stick

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Sep. 05, 2007

Rating: 0

Oh yeah, and the timer is completely wrong. It's worse than that bot arena one.

Defenseless Stick

Play Defenseless Stick

Sep. 05, 2007

Rating: 0

Sloppy controls, awful hit detection, pointless, no aerial movement in a platformer, malfunctioning gravity, etc. It looks like more thought went into the obstacles than the game itself.

Hover Bot Arena

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Sep. 02, 2007

Rating: 0

Congratulations! You've just reinvented the time length of "second," and made it 2-3 times longer! That was ridiculous. like 25 minutes on the 10 minute one. The timer was poorly coded to boot, with no placeholder 0 in the seconds. Powerups should be larger, or have a longer time on them, since you have to slow down and carefully maneuver yourself to get it, by which point it's probably gone. And stop dropping weapon upgrade powerups when my weapon is already level 12, and mark that as "Final." Also, the upgrades themselves suck. They're hardly upgrades, rather tradeoffs. Upgrade spread, reduce range. Upgrade power, reduce spread.

Battlefield General

Play Battlefield General

Aug. 26, 2007

Rating: 0

Yeah, it's so super awesome that the general, my most important unit, completely ignores my commands whenever an enemy is near. Great tactics, he. 2/5.

Monster Master

Play Monster Master

Aug. 24, 2007

Rating: 0

Possibly the easiest badge to ever get. Customize your deck so it's all monsters, and the computer's so it's all monster-buffing or summoning cards. That way he won't ever be able to attack or defend, and you will be constantly doing so. It will take about 3 turns. :P

Kings Chess

Play Kings Chess

Aug. 18, 2007

Rating: 0

lol@the board setup being wrong. 2/5, the extra point being for the lulz and decent AI.

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