Just like everyone, I was attracted to this game due to the weird title. Woe unto me, for then I learned about what thick webs of lies we weave when we first playAnother Pointless Flash Button Game Derived From Other Pointless Flash Button Games Inspired For No Absolute Reason Featuring a Random Button That Asks You Random Pointless Objects and Challenges You (Yes you.) To Complete This Super Long Game If You Can.
The game is perfect, but from the volcano onwards it becomes kinda cheap. Seriously, I have been building Matt as a berserker (viking hat / samurai armor/soul edge) and now skull ghosts just make him useless.
This game is made great by its obvious backstory: the girl is in a classic fairytale-type abusive family (look at how coarse her dad is), and as soon as she goes into the house, she's gonna get a whoopin' for taking ten goddamn minutes to grab one goddamn bucketful of water from a fountain that was ten goddamn meters away, goddammit. Also, the goat is dead; we can all agree that Anika murdered a goat just for standing there, right? It's not just me, is it?
I'm dead inside.
Firstly, YHTBTR was a shitty game. So shitty in fact, that the king of Thailand was covered with it. Secondly, WOW. You just had a game character shit on said king for no apparent reason. Eplain yourself, young man.
I love this game. It even changed my tactics; usually I would use a lot of weaker guns, but this game shows that, sometimes, using a few snipers absolutely murders the enemy.
I thought this was going to be the Soul Eater Not! of Medieval Cop. Glad to see it sort of isn't; it's just the same mechanics as always with a character who... isn't as entertaining as Dregg.
Soul eater not feels mostly different because of the story and characters represented. Amber is just a new cop who gives us an inside look on the
workings of the Police station.
So I got all of the achievements excepting for 4, but I can't get those because two are for completion and for the other 2 I NEED A F*CKING ENGLISH KEYBOARD.
I played throught the entire thing twice just to see what would happen if I didn't hurt the doorman, the drunkard or the dog (SORRY MISTER DOGGY NUUU) and it was WORTH IT. For the dog. Screw those other guys.
I will look into it. Thanks for pointing it out.