Really, I think that if somehow one became so badly stressed out that they began to feel that the only appropriate way to release the tension would be to collect weapons of mass destruction and begin throwing them at the insects in their back yard, I believe all of society would likely agree with me when I say that it would be for all of our best interests if we were to allocate public funding to send that individual on a long vacation. A very, very long vacation...
God damn, I buy heartrate up and sorta look away knowing almost definitely what was going to happen...sit there for a few seconds...and it's like "hmm...guess not, cool, I must be wrong."...then the evil bastard got me. Curse you! I guess I got what I payed for anyways.
Lol at all the sweet references/memes, and the subliminal messages (you really didn't need to tell me to though, I was gonna rate a 5 regardless). Oh, and one last thing...all hail hypnotoad!
Finished em all, awesome as hell...and you were 100% right, I never had to guess once, and I didn't even when I thought I could just to make sure you weren't lying to us =P. I'm usually not a big puzzle game fan, but this thing's ability to keep one's attention is just a testament to how good it really is...Needless to say I'll be eagerly awaiting more stuff like this in the future.
Ya best change it and make crack the bad guy right this instant, or I'll have to do something nobody here wants...go on a massive pro-weed essay writing rampage! that'll teach ya!
170 deaths...alright for a first try, but not when I have chinese food sitting in front of me distracting me the whole time that I don't have a pause button...
IDK what you people are talking about, the menu absolutely works. And it's a very odd game, when you say it's an original survival game you sure aren't kidding...who the hell comes up with a ghost that carries an egg around and protects it with a cannon he shoots upwards at enemies? Sweet though.
You really need to fix the lag. It's perfectly fine for me until the instant the dragon things with wings start to enter. Then right away my lag is absolutely horrendous.
I think it might be nice if something happened in recognition of when you collect all the stars, maybe something is unlocked or something, but even just some sort of cutscene might be nice, just so ppl can go "Now I'm really done."
I'm assuming that it's a glitch that when you jump into a solid object that you get completely stuck and can't move...pretty annoying. Other than that this is actually fairly fun.
Wow, this is sure original...Seriously dude/dumbass, why the hell would you just go ahead and upload shootorial for the 1000th god damn time, as if this kind of stupid shit hasn't been done by every other stupid unskilled miserable excuse for a "developer" on kong. I just can't fathom where the hell you would get the idea that uploading this would be a good idea...unless you're truly a clueless dumb douche that believed uploading another shootorial would fool someone into believing you actually had skills. No matter what the cause of your stupidity is, the truth is that there is no reason whatsoever for this shit to be here, so don't anyone's time by uploading it...idiot.
Only thing I found annoying was how shit would randomly fly off the planet and not count, especially when using the black hole and comet. That's highly annoying, when things like that happen almost completely at random.
I would recommend adding something that says exactly what color is in the jar thinger, cause when you have a jar that can have up to 20 some and it has 1 leter in it, it becomes nearly completely 100% impossible to know what's in it unless you remember specifically, which is a very good way to lose levels.
Pretty glitchy. And on every difficulty above easy the game ends after I kill one orb...which I'm assuming isn't supposed to happen. And there randomly seems to be 2 orbs sometimes, and 3 others...
pretty sweet, the only problem is that I only bought 3 ships and 3 weapons by the end of the game...if you buy the right upgrades and play right you can finish this game in no time. I finished the last boss and saw no new levels were unlocked, and was like "was that it...?".
It makes me sad that it was finished so quickly cause it really is a very fun game. The only problem is that stars are easy to collect, which only adds to the lack of replayablility, which only leaves you with upgrading your wep to max as the only thing you can do once you finish.
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