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Battle for Wayland Keep

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May. 23, 2011

Rating: 1

Man, I'm not going to lie, I really kind of wish that I lived in this wayland keep place...guys giving out free "ferrus" (duuuuude, I heard he grows his own, it's totally dank man), free prostitutes that bang you if you ask nicely, and no pigs to toss ya in jail! That would be the life, just chillin', getting mad ripped all day long and...erm...'enjoying' the free prostitutes services while everyone talks about how amazing you are. It would be crazy.

Castaway 2

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May. 21, 2011

Rating: 1

PEOPLE HAVING ISSUES WITH THE START BUTTON NOT SHOWING UP: If you're at the right zoom, or you played before and the start button isn't showing up, you can go into tool: internet options and delete temporary files and history, and it seems to fix the issue without deleting any save files.

Cursed Treasure: Level Pack!

Play Cursed Treasure: Level Pack!

May. 10, 2011

Rating: 6

The ninjas drive me absolutely insane.

Spike - A Love story

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May. 10, 2011

Rating: 480

Man, same ol' story. Boy meets spikes, boy tries to run by spikes, spikes repeatedly try to lovingly smash boy...At least ya could try to be original, jeez.

Nyan Cat FLY!

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May. 09, 2011

Rating: 0

Nyan cat will keep searching...forever searching...for the noms...

Vital Bloodshed

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May. 07, 2011

Rating: 0

Eh, it looks to me like you have to severely increase the length and difficulty. The first time I played through it was a breeze, so then I tried it again; only the second time I reset my data I tried to do it so that I had to beat the game without dying and/or repeating any level that I had already beaten. Then I managed to complete it again with those parameters with very little difficulty... -Oh, and another thing that would have probably made everything better would have been had you made the "light weapons" scale far better. I feel like I would have had a lot more fun playing had I been shredding enemies with a shotgun or blasting em in the face with a sniper rifle rather than being forced to only use heavy weapons towards the end.

Vital Bloodshed

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May. 07, 2011

Rating: -3

Erm, while I'm not a terribly big guy on calling ppl on things that aren't politically correct, but to be honest calling flamthrower guys "flamers" and having ppl then kill "flamers" sounds wrong to me....maybe it's just around where I live that gay people are referred to as flamers in a derogatory fashion.

Diamond Hollow

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May. 06, 2011

Rating: 2

I freaking loved tower of greed, and this is like it only with freaking upgrades and shooting enemies...which means it's pretty much amazing.

Pixel Grower

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May. 04, 2011

Rating: 0

got 3800, still tryin' to get higher. It starts getting pretty insane after a while

iZZi

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May. 01, 2011

Rating: -1

Oh so very easy...

Stairfall 2

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Apr. 30, 2011

Rating: 2

I managed to get 752 without the spacebar (and I kinda wish there was high scores so we didn't need to take people's word for it, cause I'm damn willing to bet that people saying shit like "I totally got 1344" are giving bullshit scores.) And those people giving scores for for what they got using the spacebar; I fail to see the point in doing so, seeing as anyone can essentially get infinite score using the spacebar. After screwing around with the spacebar for a while I ended up with 21,500 score, and I was just throwing the ragdoll around for experimentation purposes. being able to hit the spacebar doesn't constitute having skills to be proud of.

Stairfall 2

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Apr. 30, 2011

Rating: -1

K, after some experimentation I've realized that the space bar actually pushes the ragdoll away from your cursor. If you place your cursor directly under the doll, for example, it will fly into the air. If you place your cursor above it, the doll will spike into the ground. If you place your cursor directly adjacent to the doll on the left side, it will fly right; etc. Unfortunately it also seems to make it lag a lot more, but hey, it's fun tossing around a ragdoll while causing it excruciating pain.

Quiz of the Living Dead: Zombie Analyzer

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Apr. 30, 2011

Rating: 1

Yay, I'm a "mad, bad-assed zombie killing machine"

Ragdoll Zombie Slayer

Play Ragdoll Zombie Slayer

Apr. 30, 2011

Rating: 64

Man, I was all proud and crap cause I did so well and got an outrageous score, and was like "yo, when he asks me to submit my high score at the end of this, I'm gonna be a total badass and I'm gonna do it and I'll get on the leaderboards and be totally good at something for once in my life!"... then the game ended, and I found myself back at the title screen. I may have cried a little.

Anime RPG

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Apr. 30, 2011

Rating: 10

Way to produce a pile of complete shit. I'm willing to bet that this is this is the level of quality that you hold your whole life to, seeing as you must be used to being a complete failure if you're even vaguely comfortable submitting such utter crap. Why even waste people's time? I'd say you're wasting you're time, but I'm guessing you're stupid enough to think submitting this kind of junk somehow makes you clever, as it would be safe to assume your definition of clever is likely extremely sub-par compared to anything that's evolved past the level of a common baboon.

Space War

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Apr. 30, 2011

Rating: 0

Terrible. Doesn't even work fool.

Mad Virus

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Apr. 28, 2011

Rating: 3

I don't mind the game, but the music is damn epic for sure.

ritris

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Apr. 27, 2011

Rating: 5

Yay, I won. Sweet game, I like it.

Bloony Wheel

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Apr. 26, 2011

Rating: 7

Random ads = fail.

Subtle Energy

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Apr. 26, 2011

Rating: 0

Quite fun. I liked it a whole lot to be honest.

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