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Days of The Dead

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Jun. 14, 2010

Rating: -2

If a monster gets to the very bottom of the fence, it can't be aimed at by your bow. You have to just sit there and watch it hack away with nothing you can do. Total programming failure. Idiotic and horrible.

The Breach

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Jun. 09, 2010

Rating: -4

Ah, goddam and dam and dam and dam. Typical platform game experience for me... I get all the way to the very end boss... and I just can't beat him. This will never be possible fore me. One-hit kill? One slight mis-step and insta-death off a platform? That's no fun at all... I can't believe I wasted so much time on this... I should have known better. What a total heartbreak. Dammit all to hell.

Rollercoaster Creator

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Jun. 09, 2010

Rating: 5

Oh god, physics are just awful, and the fact that track pieces can't be moved is unforgivable. Just awful execution of a classic genre game. All of these games paying money for their respective commercial tie-ins are just brutally bad. I'm all for capitalism, but can we please have a sponsoring game that isn't just wretchedly awful?

Epic War 2

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Jun. 07, 2010

Rating: -7

At higher levels, lag makes this game totally unplayable. When the screen fills up with 150+ enemies, all controls cease working. There is no quality adjustment feature, so this is just a complete "Epic Fail"

King of Shapes

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Jun. 03, 2010

Rating: 17

Wow, I blazed through this one... must have been a tad easy, as these types of games usually confound me for several days... nice, but nothing totally unique or incredible.

Born of Fire TD

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Jun. 03, 2010

Rating: 1

AHHHH! Bug. I beat a level but it won't register because there is a Naga "bouncing" up and down in its death animation.

Born of Fire TD

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Jun. 02, 2010

Rating: 1

Hilarious... quite a trip through my Manowar collection.

The Enchanted Cave

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Jun. 02, 2010

Rating: -1

Well, I stuck with it. It turned out to be quite easy. The final boss is quite a let-down. Fun, but too easy.

The Enchanted Cave

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Jun. 01, 2010

Rating: -11

Wait wait wait... when I use the angel wings, I lose all of my weapons and armor? And the only good sword is no longer available in the shop? And there are no weapons in chests? Uhhhh... yeah, great concept. Next.

Homerun In Berzerk Land: Berzerk Ball

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May. 27, 2010

Rating: 0

Whew, 916,001 feet. I think that's really gonna be it for me.

Bird Pax

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May. 25, 2010

Rating: 0

Okay, I'm at level 6... does anything ever change? Kinda nice, but not much replay value. Wish I could tell how much wingspan I need to advance.

Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket

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May. 24, 2010

Rating: -3

The damn egg keeps getting stuck in mid-air, forcing me to re-start the room and lose progress. THAT is a bug.

Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket

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May. 24, 2010

Rating: -1

I've dumped a hundred baloons in that damn plinko machine and can't get that cog on the far right. I've hit it many times, but it doesn't dislodge the way the others all did. Is this a bug?

Wallace & Gromit: Sprocket Rocket

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May. 24, 2010

Rating: 1

It's amazing how many cogs you can get without using any tools. That's probably a mistake.

Flaky TD

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May. 21, 2010

Rating: -2

Got a perfect score my first time. Doesn't really add anything to the genre. A student project rather than a game.

Robot Wants Puppy

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May. 20, 2010

Rating: -1

Well, I've been muddling through it... and now I'm stuck. I have 6 keys and there is absolutely no way out of the area I'm in. I have one door 7 and one door 8. There's a big robot that can't be killed. Now what?

Robot Wants Puppy

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May. 20, 2010

Rating: -4

DAMN I hate platform games. I can't get a dozen pixels away from the starting point. I don't see a way to get anywhere without getting shot or running into one of these guys. I can't jump high enough to get anywhere except smack into an alien. I literally cannot get to a single checkpoint or anything. Why would anybody ever like games like this?

Murloc RPG: Stranglethorn Vale

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May. 19, 2010

Rating: 0

What the heck? The game is over and I'm level 14? That was incredibly short! I never found any gear... or really any bosses... what the heck?!!?

Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!

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May. 19, 2010

Rating: -5

I continue to believe it is impossible to get an "excellent" rating with a level 50 ninja boss. I have a FULLY upgrated meteor, and 5 straight hits does NOT kill him. There is NO WAY to kill him before he grabs a gem.

Skull Island

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May. 18, 2010

Rating: 10

AH CRAP. The game ended and I was barely getting started... There really should be a warning that if you give all the food to the chief the game will end and you won't have a chance to do all the other objectives. Very very fun, even though the movement interface is clunky, and the game suddenly ending is a MAJOR bummer.

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