I see what you're doing here...
The layers are decent and the 3d is working fairly well... If there's a game here besides walking around and answering that one question... Pretty good, demo if it's for school or something.
I really don't understand why people waste their time putting up shite like this... Is there somehow some benefit to posting nonsense that I don't know about?
I would have to assume that this is an ironic humor game made for a college class... You get a 1/5, and that's only because I had more fun popping heart shaped balloons than playing your "game". I'd have tried it more than once, had there been any way to restart without reloading the page. Perhaps I missed something? Doubt it, though.
For one, I love the name. I don't find it offensive at all.. It's not like you called it "Jesus is a Cripple".. I wanted to LOVE this game, but I honestly don't really like the game in itself. I'm rating you a three because of the title though... So take THAT, people who are offended.
Right to left is an odd decision, IMO. I suppose the graphics are nice, but I'm sure that's why there isn't much in the way of gameplay here. It's definitely not the worst thing on Kongregate, but it's definitely not a three. 2/5. Good luck in your future endeavors.
Fun game... Just wondering though, why would NotGlados put spikes down when he/she/it could just turn off the platforms? Also, what does walking through walls have to do with anything in lv 3? ::shrug:: Anyhow, 3/5.
I like this game. It took me 30 days (which I'm sure is a lot)... Wish there were more upgrades and more variety to the upgrades in general. Also, the "hard" trophy was easier to get than the "get to the chopper" trophy. Look forward to more. 3/5
This game is pretty impressive. I only played the first level (the game is a little "floaty" and slow, and I understand this is intentional) but had a decent time. 3/5
This isn't my type of game at all, but it's light years beyond most of the new "games" that people are publishing. I can tell this game will definitely go somewhere, and I wish the best of luck. It's a 3/5 for me. Not for me, but not bad at all.
The idea isn't too bad I suppose, but otherwise the game is rather incomplete. It's a 2/5 right now but with an upgrade system and some levels it could be a pretty fun game.
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