thoadthetoad's Comments

This one's for you, Kathryn.

I don't REMEMBER level B-5 being 100% impossible to complete

spitballing for the next one: fires that open doors and different colored fires for different colored doors, a limited amount of gunpowder, and 1 time use gunpowder refill areas, also a scrolling map for bigger levels

I like how the bosses are still difficult and worth fighting and learning when you're fully upgraded. It really makes the game much more fun to play.

after you get the third ship the game really plays itself. You just hold your cursor over the right edge of the screen, upgrade your missiles and do nothing. I really hope to see a little more challenge in future games.

This is a beautiful game, but it has so much more potential. Primarily, just by adding more than 2 ninjas with multiple effects, you can get a lot more difficulty, replayability, and fun out of the game. Shield Ninja - Cannot be killed by dashing into their front, will make white ninja bounce off. Bruiser Ninja - Takes 2 hits to be killed, has a regular sword attack. Can be picked out from the others because he's got BEEF arms. Hammer Ninja - When this ninja attacks, it causes a small circle of kill for an area of effect attack. Also, adding multiple rooms and small obstacles in the way would make the game SO MUCH BETTER. Cordially requesting an update or a sequel.

also: am I the only one who finds it at all creepy that all the dev responses start with "Hi there,"?

I like how the developer responses in regards to the f2p and gold market start at "screw off this is how it is" to "alright I'll talk to the devs about it". It's like they think people are stupid or something. Anyway, thanks for stating in the description the type of terribad game this is, I just felt like popping in to say that.

surviving an hour in endless mode should be an impossible badge

lol I beat the game with buying less than 100 units

It was really hard for me to still be sad when Henry died, mostly becuase in the open casket funeral he had Xs over his eyes. Seriously how funny is it that I really started loving the character, hear he dies, my face goes blank, next panel? "X____X"

Difficulty curve? What's that?

Oh god I beat this game a week ago, and now I have to beat it again.... FML

a lot of the time I dislike nitrome games because they're so easy. This one is a great contrast, it's not hair-tearingly hard but it's not boringly easy :D

jmtb02 is now closely affiliated with Kongregate instead of Armor Games? AG's going to lose out on a lot of business.

I had a hard time repressing the urge to make all the squares dance to the background music.

It's been 4 years since I first played this, and it's just as fun as the first time. I also love how the length of the game basically makes it a full length feature film.

who needs to actually PLAY THE GAME when you can just stun lock your opponent in the corner with Satan's pointy stick?

It feels as though Lao Lang is trying to speak in haikus, but none of them are haikus.

How badass would it be if that with the ultimate smash, the teammate you're playing as lets out their bezerk war cry? Like, Bed would just be bloodthirstily snarling and roaring and ZP would be gaining a cackle or something. That'd be an amazing aesthetic touch.