OK, I guess this is an engine test, not sure why you're uploading it, but I'll bug report anyway.
Most glaring; you can fly. By timing holding and releasing jump (z) at the right time, you can jump as much as you want. I'm actually reasonably sure the dev already knows this, because it's literally the only way to progress off the starting platform. Also, loads of the platforms require crouching to get into, but crouch jumping is *so* messed up. While you crouch, you can't get any sideways momentum, meaning you need to jump first in such a way that you can crouch mid-jump, before you hit the ceiling, at a time and angle that you maintain enough momentum to guide you into the hole, in areas so tight that there's basically no room to do any of that. OK, sure, I managed it, because I'm a badass, but build for the masses, y'know?
Anyway, yeah; no.
"pls rate"
OK! I'll start with 3 stars, then add/remove them based on what's going on, and we'll see what we end up with.
DESCRIPTION:
It's short: +1 star
It's devoid of any actual useful content. -1 star
That's not how you spell "please". -1 star
Also, you didn't need to capitalise 'Rate'. -1 star
You did, however, need to add a full stop. -1 star
INSTRUCTIONS:
They are simple, and clear! Great stuff! +1 star
...However, they appear to be completely inaccurate, as I'll explain. -1 star
THE GAME:
The game is fast to load, nice and lightweight on my system: +1 star
This is because the game is just a small white square in the middle of the screen. -1 star
This means the instructions are wrong (I already removed a star for that), but also the thumbnail image. -1 star
VERDICT:
Well, the bad news is that leaves you with -1 star overall. The good news is that Kongregate only goes down to 1 star. The moral is; don't beg for ratings unless you really want them.
New bug, I think: now I have the ability to turn "/sec" on/off, I've turned it on, and everything's showing as "0/sec", while my overall amount is calculated at over 123 septoquintillion.
Alright, 2,500+ points, 34 lives, and I'm going to call it there.
To players: the game doesn't change, at all, just the illusion of progress with the shifting backgrounds. On that note, when you get to the "final" screen, type "friend" to get a bonus background. Or don't, because it's seizure-inducing.
To the dev: if you're going to include gratuitous Tolkien, at least check it first. It's "Speak friend and enter", the point being it's unclear if it means "speak, friend, and enter" or "speak 'friend' and enter". "Say friend..." doesn't have that ambiguity, and so doesn't work.
Thank you for your review, man. There's not a real ending for the game. It was supposed to be a continuos game. I was really in doubt about doing just a blank background and difficulty intensifying as long as you play, or some kind of "adventure" happening on the background, which I found very funny. I hope you have found all of them. The last one is (**spoiler alert**) a messy background with moving bars and blinking colors. About the "friend message", thanks for the correction. My mistake. I'll fix this ASAP. Maybe if you have any ideias that may help me to improve this game and (fingers crossed) make it a 4 stars, please send me a message. I'd like to receive some tips.
As of today, the game locks itself (and the browser tab) up when I try to look at the stats screen. Bonuses, Hire, Achieve sections all work, I can start puzzles, but no stats. No Stats mean no chance to restart with extra diamonds.
Based on clambam's comment from May, and the lack of any update, I'm guessing this isn't a new issue affecting everyone, but an old one affecting people that... have gained a certain amount of money? Above a certain number of diamonds? Have a save that's somehow corrupted? I don't know, but needs looking at, if anything does!
Oh, following on from my last comment, protip: the game (apparently) doesn't save immediately after a trip to the casino. Lose all your cash? Refresh your page before you go back to the mines, you'll still have your money.
Still giving this game 1 star, though.
Had enough for fifth mine. Though I'd see what Casino did. Click "Go", brings up slot machine window, no clear cost or winnings. Decide to leave. Can't find any control to leave. Pull the lever to play. Lose all money.
Listen. Games designers. Just because you *can* put something in your game, doesn't mean you *should*. This kind of "hey, you know all that progress you just made? Well **** you" schtick? A good example of that. OK, you *can* put in a slot machine with a chance of wiping the player's cash out in one go... but what does it actually bring to the experience of playing it? Ask yourself what it actually adds to the game. If you can't think of anything substantial, maybe that's a sign your game shouldn't do that.
Alright, whose idea was it to a) hide the shop in the pause menu, and b) place the pause button waaaaay away from the movement controls in a mouse+keyboard game?
Also, a couple of bug reports: 1) After a while, enemies tend to mostly spawn at the far right of the playing area going offscreen, meaning long periods with no enemies. 2) Leaving the shop menu teleports you to the top-left of the play area, rather than just returning you to where you were.
OK, new problems; "Reset Data" doesn't work, I'm still stuck with the inflated base speed from the previous bug. Load/Save buttons disappear after use (do they actually function?), but do not reappear once changes have been made that would be relevant. (IE Load Game, upgrade your ship, decide you didn't want to, but Load Game option is gone).
Shield appears to be usable once it's been bought once without buying the relevant upgrade again, and never runs out, but you still die; either that, or the animation plays on playing space, rather than on the shield actually being active.
As for steering on pause, without seeing your source I can't advise, but some pseudocode that should fit in wherever:
(On pause button clicked)
IsPaused = 1
(On pause menu closed)
IsPaused = 0
(On left/right button pushed)
If IsPaused == 0
TurnLeft()/TurnRight()
EndIf
Where TurnLeft/Right are your routines that turn based on steering upgrade values.
ill work on fixing this stuff, thanks for the heads up :), upgrades of the boosters and the shield only disappear if you use them all up, if not they will be available for the next run, so the trick if you want to save buying boosters or shield every run is to not use them all and save a bit of shield power or boost power to re use them. I didn't want to totally punish the player for not using all the boosters or shields that seemed a bit unfair, I like the way it works now. I should have these problems fixed by the end of the day if all goes well. I fixed the steering bug while paused and the save and load buttons no longer disappear, and the reset data now automatically reloads the level to the reset values.
You can boost on the main screen, which permanently increases your base speed, quickly making the game nigh-unplayable (even remaining raised after a save/reload). You can also rotate while in the pause menu (as well as boosting, if you don't want to deal with that pesky acceleration time).
Bugs are one thing, but has any playtesting been done here at all?
ill fix this today.
All fixed, can no longer activate boost on main screen, can still steer when paused, isn't a big deal, if I fix it then the steering upgrades will break. Fixed the Steering can no longer steer while paused.
So there are buttons in the game for apparent In-App purchases. Which don't actually do anything. Professional. Side note for the dev: If you're going to have IAP on your platform, on *any* format... for the love of God, make your in-game currency different from the actual currency the IAP displays. As it is, it makes it look like the most powerful weapons in the game cost a fraction as much as the first club.
Woooow, OK. Dear "dev", perhaps you didn't realise but you're meant to upload games you've created, not other people's work that you've cracked. (Although, what am I saying; presumably you didn't do the crack work either.)
The "Visit our sponsor's site" achievement doesn't seem to work? I've tried clicking the egg, the sponsor link in the credits tab, the "add to site" button...?
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