That fun moment where you, a low level, beat a high level in a tourney by pocketing every single ball before they go even once. (Ie. Me, a level 4, beating a level 30.)
For those wondering what the song is and didn't quite catch it in the credits, the song is 'Souvenir de Florence' by Tchaikovsky. (Specifically, th third movement of the piece.)
Great. Having completet all the challenges, I wish there was an achievement for finishing paradox mode. Or completing paradox mode on hard. Or something like that.
Day 31: Today, I have managed to keep the subject alive through a multitude of Medical Droids. This subject survived with only his head and an elbow left. After a number of shocks, he managed to gradually crawl away before finally dying. Of course, he was healed again, crawled further, and died. Afterwords, I tired of this game, and finished him off with a well placed swing of a scythe.
The ONLY reason that this game doesn't get a 5/5 is because of the constant noises that they make. The music is good, level design is good, story is clever, achievements are clever...but the noises are just annoying.
"Jeered as he wasted chance after chance"...despite being the star man. Due to the 'wasted chances' being my teamates missing shots or not moving a few feet to get a ball that slowly rolled offscreen. "Needs to improve shooting" despite getting the only 3 goals that game in myself without assists.
Even if I kick a ball to high heaven, the opposing players still manage to block the ball. (Namely, going a good while over their head.) Even if I make astounding passes, I'm blamed when my teamates putter around and miss shots. This game is annoying.
This is a rather stupid game (more fit for a phone app, which it also is), doesn't deserve to be a badge of the day. On top of that, it's a unity engine game, which means everyone needs to jump through hoops in order to even play the game. On top of THAT, not only is the AI broken (they just fiddled around for about 10 minutes before hitting the ball into their own goal), but so is that badge, if the comment section is to be believed.
My stupid deaths: 1: 1st boss spawns ON TOP of me, instantly killing me. 2: Killed by tracking bomb thing AFTER KILLING EVERYTHING during 2nd boss fight. 3: Killed by green goo whilst trying to grab fading boss money (which was actively GOING AWAY FROM ME), despite no indication that green go did damage, earlier and later goo doing none. 4: Killed by combination of bullet hell and launched stones from killed stone monsters.
Lag is murderous, and the buttons often don't work to access the shop and skills due to said lag (which means we're not able to HEAL in time, making me die right at the end).
I got hilariously lucky on the run that I decided to run single. On THAT run, it was filled with large traps of up to 5 girls, and a number of death symbols next to chocolate and roses. (Death by chocolate?)
Wait, why would..why would you...? Everything I could say already has been. Take a perfectly fine, somewhat fun, free game. Now throw cruddy facebook friend and energy mechanics at it and demand money. No. It was fine as is. Another sequel with new elements like Doodle Devil was fine. Maybe even a spin off with cartoon elements. But this? No. This is just selling out. This is turning Doodle god into farmeville. Bad developers, BAD.
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