Interesting concept, but A. no rhythme whatsoever, so it's essentially just random chance B. No real goal, meaning it's just a shlog, C. No penalty for button mashing, meaning you don't even have to try.
1st patient...right, so hitting it right damages him more than lightly tapping... lightly tapping/ medium hit doesn't move it somehow.
2nd patient. Right.. I pour useless fluids on him...hmmm..wait, I cut open the boils(on his vinigar-coated throat), slit his throat, sew his throat, place and remove leaches, and none of this hurts the guy!? (but if I only poke a boil..)
3rd. ....you didn't finish the procedure mate. Burning, stuffing the stump of the neck full of garlic, etc. Also, heaven forbid the vampire we're KILLING, DIES. *GASP*
On a side note, it's rather unfair to be, say, SPAWNKILLED right after I'm revived by Pendant. Grant some mercy invincibility or something for crying out loud.
Wow. So realistic, what with hundreds of aircraft flying within a few feet of each other, including going through each other with no harm, going through storms and geese without harm. Specially mention goes to the helicopter pilot who swerves to hit you.
Hmm..instead of 3 stars, I think I'll give it a 4 due to the creator listening to fan complaints, re-balancing repeatedly, and continuing to work on and evolve the game.
Although, may I suggest asking for volunteers for an optional smarmy narrator to discuss what the heroes are doing and thinking?
(Part 2)ETC, ETC. They're making you work for those days you had badges of the day but weren't able to pop onto your computer. Or making you work for those days you couldn't get badges because they were either near impossible or hour-upon-hour long trudges through games like THIS.
Finally, all of the badges should receive a bump in difficulty in points. Easy-medium (long), medium- hard (VERY long), hard-impossible (I could watch the entire LotR trilogy AND Hobbit trilogy before I complete this!)
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The only thing keeping me from giving this a one star is the fact that, comparably, it's still kinda playable.
HOWEVER. It lags more than an online fighting game match, glitches and loses save files with the frequencies of a dusty old SNES cartrige ( music, graphics, fighting, chest opening, and walking areas glitch), and the music is repetative. In addition, it is hour-upon-hour of painful grinding for items that show up with the frequency of a new Puzzle Swap piece, keeping you at a COMPLETE standstill until you both grind your cats to VERY high levels in addition to having the very BEST of the aforementioned items.
Finally, in addition to the save file issues and lag, it is hilariously user unfriendly. Drag and drop glitches at times, you can't drag an equipped item to reequip, and it doesn't tell you about about their full ability until after you've painfully put on the full set (which isn't a full set without removing 'excess' non-costume items).
So..basically a freemium MMO version of Kingdom Rush? Not bad, if a bit laggy here and there. Well, aside from the blatant cash grabs. 3 stars. Tone down the necessity for real money a bit and I'll 'scratch your back', as your begging elf so puts it. Mostly joined for the laptop, but it is at least interesting, especially the upgrade system and taxes and the like.
Attached to my last one, it appears to continue doing that after the first instance, and then spreads to the other menus. For example, on the first saloon upgade menu, all images rapidly flash between max boot and max lettuce. There is no prices and the 'buy' button flashes on and off as well. Going to stuffing doesn't do anything.
It appears that there's an occasional glitch. Namely, upon reaching the 'score' screen, the sherrif pops up then flies across the screen, and the 'recipe' box rapidly switches between images, the whole shebang rapidly repeating itself.
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