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Terra Monsters

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May. 04, 2012

Rating: 4

Nevermind. The "Missing Plug-In" was just a Chrome problem. Restarting the browser fixes it.

Terra Monsters

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May. 04, 2012

Rating: 6

Anyone else missing a plug-in?

Pirateers

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Apr. 30, 2012

Rating: 31

I have a new belt that weighs 167kg. The density of leather ranges from 0.7 to 0.9 grams per cubic centimeter. That means my belt has a volume of 185556 to 238571 cubic centimeters. Assuming the belt is 1cm wide and 5cm tall (Pretty damn thick belt.), that means the belt is 37111 to 47714 cm in length, or 371 to 477 meters. So some guy out there has a waistline of 371 to 477 m. If he's that fat, I assume that he's spherical in shape. If so, he is 59 to 76 m tall with a volume of 860 to 1838 km cubed. The average human has a density of 1010kg/m cubed, so this guy weighs 851 to 1820 kg. An adult black rhino weighs 850 to 1600kg. Are you telling me that rhinos wear belts?

Terra Monsters

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Apr. 29, 2012

Rating: 10

In the store, if you look at the bottom left, there will be a Quantity counter. You can select quantities from 0-10. When you buy in bulk using the Quantity counter, you get a discount that adds up. So don't buy one thing repeatedly, buy it in bulk!

Awesome Planes

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Apr. 18, 2012

Rating: 1

The "Cluster" upgrade is for the bomb. It makes your bombs release little pellets when exploding. Those pellets damage anything they hit. I have to say that I don't have a problem with mouse controls, even though I'm using a trackpad. It allows for more angles of motion and more responsive control of direction. For those people complaining, most fighter jets shoot in the direction they face.

Stealth Hunter 2

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Mar. 31, 2012

Rating: 6

"Alright sir, we've trained all the guards to react the same way to repeated sounds, to have short-term memory loss involving alarms, and also we've given them helmets which reduce their vision to just less than ten feet. If you have any problems or concerns, tell us and w-" "SHUT UP SHUT UP CANT YOU SEE IM BUSY PLAYING WITH URANIUM"

Zombie Madness

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Mar. 25, 2012

Rating: 2

Fear not, citizen. No zombie, skeleton, or bulldozer shall pass while I still stand.

Decision

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Mar. 22, 2012

Rating: 3857

"Sir, we've finished construction of the generators! They are armored to withstand rocket blasts and napalm grenades!" "Good job. But what about punches?" "Punches?" "Yeah. What if a couple of guys just started punching this concrete wall." "MY GOD WE NEED TO REDO EVERYTHING"

Paper Dreams

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Mar. 12, 2012

Rating: 3

Come on guys, don't be mean. This game is only a little bit really damn bad.

Zombies, Inc.

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Feb. 23, 2012

Rating: 2

Petey, that's not a bug, that's a random event. The ZFDA investigates your products for 3 days and you can't sell any.

Chuck the Sheep

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Jan. 13, 2012

Rating: 0

There's a problem with the leaderboard for days to win... the more days, the better, apparently.

Chuck the Sheep

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Jan. 13, 2012

Rating: 0

To all you derps who can't figure out the exchange system: You can click on the number and type in your own.

Chuck the Sheep

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Jan. 13, 2012

Rating: 2

A tutorial would be nice, just to introduce all the features. I find myself not understanding the spin levels nor the usefulness of leveling. Pleasant graphics, and the reactive pop-up notices are great.

Chuck the Sheep

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Jan. 13, 2012

Rating: 3

Really well polished game. Nice introduction. I love that colliding with some obstacles, like geese or trees, gives materials. The achievements/experience system is reminiscent of the system in Jetpack Joyride (as are many other things). Upgrade system is great, I like that different upgrades are based on different materials. The exchange system is a bit confusing, but I can appreciate the work put into it. Love how hitting obstacles deals damage, or destroys parts. It would be nice if the upgrade menu showed Chuck's plane, so we could see the visual effects of the upgrades. Haven't found one thing to dislike yet. Definitely 5/5.

Pinata Hunter

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Dec. 17, 2011

Rating: 0

In case you didn't know, you can hold and move the bag while you're still swinging your weapon. Then, you can just sweep the mouse left and right.

Pixel 2

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Dec. 16, 2011

Rating: 9

I spent five minutes collecting pixels before I realized that the pre-loader wasn't the game.

Doom Forge

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Nov. 16, 2011

Rating: 28

Thanks for opening up jobs to Kong players! :D

Protostar

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Nov. 03, 2011

Rating: 41

Great game - very well polished. With the cutscenes, art, and English (Usually for a game of this quality, I'd expect Japanese origin and poor grammar.), but especially with the level replay value, which keeps the plot consistent. I don't mind the clicking - it's really not that much of a bother. However, upgrades should include weapon cooling and a "magnet" for the crystals. Also, I find myself accidentally pressing "z" a lot, and thus screwing myself over for the rest of the mission. As a side note, that laser level is too damn hard. And when I have to retry it time and time again, I'd prefer not having to bear with the dialogue.

Spideriana

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Oct. 22, 2011

Rating: 21

Finally: Spiders I'm not scared to death of.

Mooo Twooo - Genetically Enhanced

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Oct. 22, 2011

Rating: -6

That's cool, some of the highest rated comments are negatives.

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