Even though my mother language actually ISN'T English, it pains me gravely to see spelling mistakes in games menus. I mean, "Contorls"? On a game that's being made public? Have you not heard of spellchecking? Also, the game itself is boring: no textures, no background, physics engine is "Meh"... 2/5
Once you buy the Soil, if you're away from your screen and the memory game starts, you're out of it and can't gain almost any money, where the ant game allowed you to make big bucks + mystical crystals... and that effing memory game won't come back, so I'm left watching the money sloooowly creep higher (because, of course, I didn't max my income BEFORE buying my soil upgrade, stupid of me).
I usually tremendously enjoy stickman sniper games (Tactical Assassin, Sift Heads and so on). This one? I'd rather be a patient in "Dark Cut" than playing it more than level 3. Urgh...
A couple of problems, here. First of all, even though the scenery is well detailed (although I could pick on the fact that wind tends to blow on top of hills and cliffs stronger than at floor level), the softgun is awfully blocky, and lacks any animation whatsoever (pew-pew, I'm shooting white pixels...). This is the thing we have right in our faces all the time, so please make it right.
Something else: physics, anyone? I admit I've had a "I'm the king of the woooooorld!" (copyright J. Cameron) after climbing the main pike, and jumping off such a sheer height can be fun for some, BUT it'd make the game too easy for wannabe snipers, don't you think?
Anyway, these where my 2€cents. You're onto something, but please polish it
I'm very much sorry, but a WASD-only game automatically gets a 1/5 in my book. I don't judge the game, I judge the fact I can't even test it... along with the (at least) 300 million other people who use an AZERTY keyboard. At least give us customizable controls so we can chose which one we prefer...
It's just sad that ArmorGames blocks some content (namely, the three optional treatments) to lure people to their site... Petty technique to gain some more viewers. Other than that, great game. The computer is just enough ominous to make you feel uneasy as the game progresses, and its final comments are so creepy. Loved it, 5/5
Why go directly from handgun to bazooka? Why shorten my pleasure that way? Why can't I have, for example, an AK-47, a Flamethrower, a minigun, a vodoo beaver doll, grenades, a squirt gun filled with acid, landmines? I don't know, something with a bit more variety, to increase the giggles...
If you call a game "Pig Nukem", make sure it contains at least some hommage to "The Duke". Some "Damn', you're ugly", or other "I'm looking good" comments by the pig would have been nice. Didn't go through all the levels, but the maniability could be improved (the bouncing mechanism appears a tad cumbersome.
WTF?! Sorry for being rude (not my usual behaviour), but stolen IS stolen, no matter what you may say. "I just wanted this for Dev status"? So you're not able to code your own game but you still want Dev status? Cheaters do not prosper, mister... Can someone kick this guy out of Kong?
Glitched at the same place than the two previous comments. Also, this game should be christened "Snake-lag-a-lot"... Too bad, it ruins what could be a nice game...
I'm usually very poor at this kind of ATV/Bike/Bicycle games (never get past the second or third level before getting so frustrated I want to chew at my keyboard). So it's a measure of how too easy this game here when I realized that: one, I could purchase the Yoshi ATV after 3 courses only, and two, I manage to go through the fourth course while wheeling all the way... Poorly executed, 2/5.
The game seems too easy at first, but it actually introduces you the different kind of blocks and reactions during the first stages of the game. I actually liked it, it wasn't difficult to figure out and allowed me to waste 20 or so minutes of my otherwise valuable time in a light and entertaining way. 3/5
Quite a challenging game. The different "tapes" are not that difficult to find (although the cat, the microwave and the red bowl can be more challenging), but the issue is the order in which to place them on the puzzle board. However, I do have a gripe with the ending, which was... anticlimactic, to say the least...Hint: remember the order from the TV, and place the tapes from left to right, row after row. Hope this helps.
Is it possible to give 0/5? Please Kongregate, make it possible. I mean, no sound, no animation whatsoever, art that would give a first grader nightmares... I usually try not to bash games, but some people are asking for it so badly I can't deniy it to them...