(laugh) this is one of the hardest and most horrific games I've ever played. Repetitive? Check! Have to have done it to know how to do it? Check! Have to use the controls the game decides for the badge? Check! Wow. Kongregate needs to do a TON of editing to their available games. 1/5
I don't have any idea if my mages are doing anything. They seem to just sit there. Same with archers. Sometimes they fire arrows, mostly they just sit there. Why? Is the fighting automatic or not? Really interesting concept to make units. Not interesting enough to save the confusing gameplay. 2/5
This is the most moronic game I've seen in a long time. I *think* what's happening is you join rooms with players that are much stronger than you. I'm shooting people left and right and they aren't dying, I'm getting 1-shot kills. What IDIOT thought that was brilliant? So you get a couple of morons who get off on killing newbie weaklings, how long do you think the newbies will stick around, developers? Gawd the world is filled with stupid people. 1/5 - and it deserves much lower.
I wasn't sure until level 10, the magnet pulls the block toward you. That I don't appreciate. Otherwise, fine game. Too much repetition when you fail. 2/5
This is ATROCIOUS! Darches said it better than I can. Let me just add: Any game that can end literally less than 1 second of starting is absolute, utter garbage. 1/5
A very strong candidate for worst game of the year. The only redeeming quality is the many save points. The music, the controls, the graphics, the unoriginality, it all adds up to a 1/5. (Coincidentally my best time was 666 seconds. That seems about right for this evil pile...)
How to get the "easy" badge. Go to Lunar Studios from the main, smallest car on the Star Truk level. Aim for the first batch of "trampoline"-like bluish objects. Use your rockets to try and go higher and higher. I was spinning. Got the badge. I can, with prejudice, shut this down. Wow.
It baffles the mind that someone developed this, put a bow on it and said, "here, try this." and didn't get such baffled reactions, such blank stares that they thought, "hmmmm, maybe I'm missing something." This game is not even close to being complete. 1/5 (and it doesn't deserve the 1)
5 seconds in when you're first starting out they show a big red guy that takes forever to kill AND explodes in to two other guys. Stupid start. The endless tutorial popups are excessively annoying. 2/5
I love how half your guys just sit there while the other side of your castle is being decimated. The "strategy" is to have played the level so you know what's coming. Oh, and how does the computer have a copter plus 2 more low-level guys when all I can do is create enough low-level to compete? Brutal all the way around. 1/5
Who doesn't love a game where they put instructions directly in the way of the gameplay....AND LEAVE THEM THERE THE ENTIRE GAME? Wow developers don't look at the little things. 1/5
Really enjoyed the world, was completely immersed in it, but not nearly enough direction. Had no idea what I was doing. At least I got the easy and medium badges.
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