Also, I've blown stuff up 5 times. Not coincidentally, my best ore almost ALWAYS goes in the trees so it's not recoverable, including the only diamond I've ever gotten. This is atrocious.
My own guy's grenade blows up a tree my guys were embanked behind. I set a guy on fire and he stays on fire long enough so he can race toward my flamethrower and set him on fire. This is the absolute definition of horrific games. 1/5 It doesn't deserve that.
This game is so, so bad. You cannot unclick a guy. Even when selecting a menu item it wants to send my soldier into the middle of the battlefield. Really, really bad.
Just got the easy badge, no idea what the point of this game is. No status on "forts" to tell me what's happening, not sure why some create new people, others don't. How are they fights won or lost? So much black box happening. The graphics are too difficult to really understand, even if you accept that style. And the moving seems really "off." 2/5
Upgrading initial buildings is not valuable, which totally flies in the face of tough decision making and strategy. My new merchant's guild was 50% of my profit at level 1 while everything else was between level 25 and 125. That ain't right. Unlike other idle games, I don't see a "reset" concept where I keep my multipliers but start from scratch. Kind of a big miss, imo. 3/5
This game is utter trash. The opponent is gaining stars for taunting AS HE'S GETTING HIS BUTT WHIPPED. AdultSwim writes games like they write cartoons - for complete idiots.
Why is the goal board so asininely small and the font so terrible? otherwise, interesting concept. The tutorial didn't help me "get it," I had to watch a Y video. 3/5 (feelin' kinda' generous with that)
I don't have any idea how to move forward. I need a second building site to siege the castle, but there are none available and my entire path is fight-again nodes or dead-ends. Soooo, what am I missing? Otherwise, not that impressive. 2/5
Thanks @Mathrinahae, pretty obvious from the get-go. By level 2 things are popping in and leaving he screen within 2.5 seconds. This is the grindiest of grinds. I've played 5 levels and upgraded two things to start. The monkeys are terribly creepy, too and I despise the moronic name "bloons". 1/5
Oh my god. The neutral buildings shoot too? And sending 11 jellies, which get knocked down to 5 doesn't take either of a neutral fort? This is HORRIFIC.
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