'jump' only works if the truck is stopped. and since the prizes are only accessable by jumping, it's a game or "move, wait, jump, move, wait, jump" which isn't a racing game at all.
So, is there any strategy other than "hope you don't get hit" ? Seems like plan luck to me whether I get hit while passing a white blob, and the blob moves faster than I can, so it's not like I can dodge (sprint button causes damage, so it's as if I got hit anyways).
Haven't gotten past the first level. Enemy kept hitting me in my cannon, which both paralyzes me and reduces my health. When it finally missed I was already at less than 40% health. I did the same to the enemy, hitting it in the cannon, but I've hit it over twenty times and the level isn't over. Or is there only one level and this is the entire game?
Haven't gotten past the first level. Enemy kept hitting me in my cannon, which both paralyzes me and reduces my health. When it finally missed I was already at t over. Or is there only one level and this is the entire game?
Shoot the bat -- still hit it for instant death. :( Music seems inappropriate, annoying to have to grind the same 20-second stretch of map just to get the gold to upgrade past the same barrier I keep hitting over and over, and the gameplay seems awfully familiar.
Need to work on the random number generator -- purely random is not good. I had fifteen floors of Simone selling me different types of potions, often the same potion 2-4 times in a row. (I do like the art.)
The machine gun weapon, which seems to be the only way to remove the green moving "enemy" obstacles, is angled to shoot over their heads. There's no chance to use it without touching them, and thus taking quite a bit of damage first. :(
The framerate drops miserably when driving the car, making that badge very difficult to achieve. Also, getting the car power-up is a detriment, not an advantage.
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