In every single text adventure game I ever play, I usually try to find the dumbest options that actually work, such as "die". Unfortunately for me, this game doesn't seem to have anything of the sort.
I've found 8 endings, which I'm pretty sure is all of them.
Mildly infuriating that you can defy the teacher at every turn except when she takes Doggo away. I'm always going to rebel every chance I get, except this one apparently. :(
The only problem I have with this game is that the music is disproportionately loud compared to most other programs I use, so I was immediately greeted with my ears being blown off. Great game otherwise!
And now that I finished, I can confirm my stupid fan theory that the game is about a yellow ball who is allergic to the color red that attempts to climb a tower full of red while angels chant either Wario or glory hole. I can't tell which. But anyway, thanks for 10 years of this gem!
It's nice to see that even on a game that's nearly 12 years old, the developer still sticks their head in every now and again to respond to people. Hello, I'm here to clean up some old badges I missed!
Took me nearly five years, but I have finally finished the One Dimensional Harmony badge! My advice: Memorize several of them, have your mouse hovering over the Skip button at all times, don't be afraid to skip something you don't immediately recognize, and have lots of patience.
I FINALLY GOT THE IMPOSSIBLE BADGE! I ended with 7 cantrips and two shields. One of those shields was also on a cantrip and the default, double-splash pawn had a cantrip on it as well. Now that I'm done, I can put this game to rest. Good luck with your future projects developer; I know you can do well out there. :)
lol. Keep trying :P