Sarah_K's Comments

Aug. 22, 2018

Rating: 14

This game reminds me of waiting for an old computer on a slow internet connection to load pictures. Anyone else get that vibe?

Jul. 16, 2018

Rating: 0

Need to fix the kerning a little bit. Click looks like dick.

Apr. 30, 2018

Rating: 9

@Naomigo Several badges for old games (including this one) have been broken for some reason I don't know. To report it, click "report missing achievement" at the bottom of the tab of the badge you're missing. Be sure you have a screenshot that shows the most relevant information, including your username and the green plug icon just above the game itself.

Apr. 27, 2018

Rating: 9

Well, it's back. I rescind my previous comment about the game having been shut down.

Apr. 25, 2018

Rating: 17

Nine years for the hard badge. A-21 took me 2 hours, 37 minutes and 40 seconds and was the final level for completion. But that's all. I won. I'm done. I'm free!

Apr. 23, 2018

Rating: 16

Me, in 2009: I like this game. Me, in 2018: I've been at this for ages and I still can't do it. I hate this game.

Apr. 22, 2018

Rating: 17

Advice for any badge hunters: You can press R to restart a level without losing a life, but the timer resets. Use it if you've screwed up and you're about to die.

Apr. 22, 2018

Rating: 9

The game isn't loading. It hasn't been since yesterday. Seeing that the official site is down too, I'm thinking this game finally got shut down. Maybe.

Apr. 09, 2018

Rating: 13

If thieves are willing to use hang gliders into a mall overrun with cops just to steal $5, they probably should just be able to have it.

Feb. 16, 2018

Rating: 2

I literally cannot continue past the tutorial. It wants me to equip a sword that isn't actually there. Cool.

Dec. 27, 2017

Rating: 421

Day ... 6? 7? I don't even know anymore. I've made it to 130 completed levels. I'm losing my mind. Food reserves low. I don't know if I'm going to make it through this game. If I fail, let ZBlip know that he has properly bested me.

Sep. 18, 2017

Rating: 7

Aw, damn. Was used to the one a week schedule, then I missed last week's due to being busy and having forgotten, then get back to see a wait until 2018. The wait is gonna kill me. :P

Sep. 13, 2017

Rating: 4

For those of you trying for the impossible badge, I have some bad news: The 120 star requirement is the easy part. I just got all 120 stars and am only at 2333 points. Good luck, you're gonna need it.

Apr. 04, 2017

Rating: 2

Not bad. Would like more character customization options though. I know it sounds silly, but fashion.

Oct. 11, 2016

Rating: 2

Umm... At least the game looks nice? I mean, it doesn't make the micro-transactions any less intrusive, but at least it's pleasing to the eyes as they try to take my money...

Sep. 25, 2016

Rating: 1

Just went and pre-ordered the game for Steam. I see what you did there with that $6.66 price tag. :P

Sep. 21, 2016

Rating: 0

So, I thought this was going to be a pretty fun, entertaining, but unfortunately short game, but I'm glad to see that there are more "movies" to play through. :D

Dec. 07, 2015

Rating: 1

Wow, the broken English in this game is absolutely horrible.

Oct. 17, 2015

Rating: 4

The update seems to have brought some redundant quotes, with the only differences being some punctuation.

Jun. 24, 2015

Rating: 351

At this point, I can't tell if the refusal to fix your memory leaks and streamline the game code is out of spite, stubbornness, or ignorance. I'm sorry, I don't mean to be some raging hater, but this seriously is getting out of hand. I dread seeing your games because of the massive performance issues nearly all your games have. Please, for the love of whatever god you believe in, improve your code or pay someone else to do it for you.