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Dead Zed 2

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May. 03, 2014

Rating: 0

Well, searching is utterly worthless and survivor friends don't seem to mean anything. At least it looks alright? 3/5

Elona Shooter

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Apr. 30, 2014

Rating: -4

Five shotgun shells to kill ONE chicken? And that's with a 20% accuracy boost. !@#$ you noanoa. Playtest your !#@$ing game, if you ever make one again.

Elona Shooter

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Apr. 30, 2014

Rating: 2

The upgrade and carryover system in this game is a terrible version of Frantic Frigates, requiring WAY too much grinding to be meaningful, and requiring a horrendous amount of luck with the RNG. Hardly skill-based.

Elona Shooter

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Apr. 30, 2014

Rating: -3

This game reminds me of Dark Souls. Very difficult, requiring a breadth of knowledge to master, and offering zero reward. !@#$ you, Kong, for giving this game so many badges. Not only does this game offer no fun for the time required to get into it, it's a garbage rip-off of a mediocre rogue-like. But eh, at least it's a big game. 2/5

Upgrade Your Enemy

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Apr. 26, 2014

Rating: 0

And I feel good in my judgment since Kong as a whole gave the game exactly 3/5. :P

Upgrade Your Enemy

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Apr. 26, 2014

Rating: 0

An interesting concept with a poor execution. I don't like kiting for a half hour, slowly whittling down seven enemies laying on top of each other, unable to target one in particular to finish it off. Fun at the beginning. God-awful in the last few levels. 3/5

Mighty Knight

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Apr. 21, 2014

Rating: 2

"A trained coward fighter that can impale lance in further distance." ....You cannot be serious with that. Hire a writer to fix it for ten freaking dollars. It makes a world of difference to look like English is your first language.

Mighty Knight

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Apr. 21, 2014

Rating: 0

Allies quickly seem to become largely irrelevant. I recommend tripling their attack or improving their AI, as I don't worry about them after the skeleton boss. Also, if you don't hire a professional, at least get a friend who understands basic sentence structure and grammar. That Compendium.... Good Lord.... The rest of the game, however, is great. Solid graphics and sound, handles well, player is OP with grinding. 4/5

Super Benching Simulator [idle]

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Apr. 16, 2014

Rating: 1

I'm bumping you up to a 3/5 for speeding the game up, but it needs a few things, including the ability to delete your current file, more weight, upgradeable substances, and maybe something else.

Developer response from lavaflame2

Upgradeable substances coming, more weights are a possibility, and you CAN delete your current save file! Do this by right clicking, selecting "settings" then dragging the slider all the way to the left. Once you did that, refresh, and then either allow the game to use your storage, or do the opposite of the first step.

Super Benching Simulator [idle]

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Apr. 15, 2014

Rating: -2

This game is stupid slow. I feel like you can't have possibly played this before sending it out. It's unfortunate, because the concept is good, which is why you're getting a second star at all. 2/5

Fishy Waters

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Apr. 14, 2014

Rating: 3

This game is simple, cute, good at what it attempts, and effective in the execution. The only thing it needs is more difficulty, but I somehow don't think it would make the game any better. 4/5

The I of It

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Apr. 11, 2014

Rating: 3

This had me going until the maze. The maze completely ruined it for me, and I have no idea why you'd think that would be fun. 4/5

Trigger Knight

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Apr. 10, 2014

Rating: -1

I enjoyed this game at first. I really did, like for the first five minutes. But after 11 attempts at getting that last badge, and being unable to use "skill" to improve the game, it's worthless. !@#$ this game. 2/5

Trigger Knight

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Apr. 10, 2014

Rating: -1

The one time I run into a dragon, I didn't see a single divine edge. !#@$ this badge.

Cardinal Quest 2

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Apr. 10, 2014

Rating: 0

This game, for what it attempts to achieve, cannot be better made. It's perfect. 5/5

Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go!

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Apr. 09, 2014

Rating: 3

This feels like a good concept for a game that doesn't exist yet. There should be more to this. 3/5

World's End Chapter 1

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Apr. 05, 2014

Rating: 0

If my accuracy is 95%, why am I only hitting 50% of the time? Don't give me statistics in a game unless they're accurate.

Robot Miner

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Apr. 02, 2014

Rating: 4

The UI is covered with ads. The game plays slowly and with no clear directive. Still, that little miner bot is crazy adorable. I want to like this game, but so much needs fixing.

Road Of Fury

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Mar. 10, 2014

Rating: 5

When upgrades in a game are done correctly, you should need 50-70% of them, then win according to player skill. In this game, you need all of them. That's because this game relies on grinding endlessly, rather than skill or balance, to be won. But hey, at least the music is good. 3/5

The Peacekeeper

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Mar. 06, 2014

Rating: -3

Easiest hard badge in a long time, but this is also an excellent game. Simple, well-made, funny, and with good upgrades. Love it! 5/5

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