Dear god, what the hell would make anyone think that if they upload an exact copy of shootorial and slap it on the site, people are going to play it and be like "This is an amazing, fun, and original game! you're so cool!". But I guess there has to be at least a few kids at the special school doing it, cause I've seen it a few times...that makes it a few too many. But anyways, I'm not sure if this needs it or what their rules are regarding this, but I'm going to give this a flag in case it's in violation, I'll be doing the community a service by declogging the submissions page.
I actually played a couple levels in, my spring worked for some reason.
Now, I've played a lot of games in my life across many systems, but this game may very well take the cake for absolute worst, most annoying and frustrating physics I've ever seen in my life, which is quite and achievement.
This game is seriously pimpin, it's awesome once you get it down and know how to make zombies fly where you want em, it makes me feel badass when I do things like kick a zombie way into the air and kick em out a window, etc. I might try to make punching a little more useful, and I'd make the game pause if you lose focus since you have to move the mouse so much, but there isn't a whole lot more that needs working on.
Kaoez, what's the matter with ppl for expecting a submission to a game site to be a game? More like what's the matter with you ppl that for some reason believe that when you come to the site and it says up top "Kongregate: play free games online" that they're actually lying and really want horribly made games/movies as well. There is no video section because...hmm...there aren't supposed to be movies on this site! And no, the point of the site is not so ppl can display their half-baked attempts and sub par creations that muck up the site, the point is supposed to be that programmers come here to submit polished games that they believe ppl will legitimately want to play, and and if ppl don't to get suggestions on how to improve to the game. (note: not teach a submitter that has no idea how to program how to do it.) The last thing we need is people coming on here and encouraging submissions like these. This is not the place for it.
Few more things from further on. Coins need to last significantly longer, I found at later levels I had to either take a break from killing stuff and let em pound on the castle to collect coins or letting em disappear. And on that note, the level of dependence your defense has on you chucking monsters is far too high when there is no way to upgrade your personal ability to kill em, and when many enemies are running so fast it takes less than a second for them to reach your castle and the turrets can barely do more than stun em, relying completely on the player's ability to accurately click and release properly is really pretty awkward.
lol, I like grabbing chain chomps and swinging em around by their chains =D
Sweet game though, only thing I can say is that maybe the castle should be repositioned, it takes up like 50% of the screen.
finished the game, unlocked everything. Idk, I'd make other weapons stronger, cause electrogun beats out pretty much everything. And on the last level I'd make a specific amount of time between spawns, cause atm it's almost better to keep certain bosses alive longer to eat up time.
If this is supposed to be some sort of commentary on life, it's a silly inaccurate one, cause unless it's a commentary on knuckle dragging retards who don't know how to eat, sleep, or can't figure out that you're supposed to actually get paid for going to work then it doesn't make any sense and isn't obvious enough to anyone to be a commentary. Oh, and if she ain't eating, sleeping or going out, what the hell is she spending her money on in that short a period? Judging by the other evidence, I'd guess she gets her kicks angrily throwing money at at little children who go by and wondering why they keep coming back or something, since she obviously doesn't know what the stuff is for cause she works for free. Anyways, if she really is this much of a failure at life maybe the ending is for the best...and if john likes her back, perhaps he should go too.
Only issue I could find that really, really annoyed me sometimes is that my guy would get stuck running in one direction, which can be very bad and can completely ruin a good round sometimes. and it seems to happen relatively frequently.
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